Eating Wedding Cake

Mmmm...sacrilicious...

How decadent and awful are you?

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Re: Eating Wedding Cake

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spike wrote:According to my wife, my mother started sneaking and eating the chocolates embedded in our wedding cake before the reception - and certainly the cake cutting- had begun. I’ve always wanted to ask her if it’s true, but I know she’d just deny it.
Ask now. What’ve you got to lose?

stop whatever you’re doing and ask her.
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bodysnatcher
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Re: Eating Wedding Cake

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Make a cake and embed chocolates into it. Serve her a piece, observe how she eats it, and wait to see if she goes back and starts sneaking more out of the cake.
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Re: Eating Wedding Cake

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Is your mother a Rubenesque kinda gal?
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Re: Eating Wedding Cake

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And what do you say about the selection of wedding dresses? It's such a difficult process...

Last year, my best friend got married, and we spent ages debating colors and styles. It was hilarious how much we debated the smallest details. Eventually, we settled on classic black tuxes with these cool blue bow ties that popped against the bridesmaids' dresses. Everyone looked sharp, but man, the fittings were a comedy show.

Also, what's your take on mixing up styles within the groomsmen`s tuxedos? I think it adds personality, but some say it's too chaotic.
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truckermaster wrote:And what do you say about the selection of wedding dresses? It's such a difficult process...

Last year, my best friend got married, and we spent ages debating colors and styles. It was hilarious how much we debated the smallest details. Eventually, we settled on classic black tuxes with these cool blue bow ties that popped against the bridesmaids' dresses. Everyone looked sharp, but man, the fittings were a comedy show.
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