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You bottom pagin’ sunuvabitch!!
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The Australian mind can’t comprehend it
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You lost me at pasta water = broth.
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No matter how hard I try not to, I always used too much salad dressing
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I really want to delve deep into the world of seaweed
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duck fried rice is delicious
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:I really want to delve deep into the world of seaweed
No you don’t
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tragabigzanda wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I really want to delve deep into the world of seaweed
There’s a kelp kraut I have that I love
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If your dish is too spicy, squeeze a lemon or lime all over it.
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it's a crime to roast or grill a pork tenderloin, which could be one of the most boring, flavorless, often dry pieces of the pig imageable. i grill-roasted a boneless pork loin from the blade or rib end last night, and it turned out great (perfectly done with a nice smoke). But while it had more fat, it was still lower on the flavor profile (I gussied it up with a roasted garlic salsa verde). I can't imagine the tire we would've eaten if it was a tenderloin.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:it's a crime to roast or grill a pork tenderloin, which could be one of the most boring, flavorless, often dry pieces of the pig imageable. i grill-roasted a boneless pork loin from the blade or rib end last night, and it turned out great (perfectly done with a nice smoke). But while it had more fat, it was still lower on the flavor profile (I gussied it up with a roasted garlic salsa verde). I can't imagine the tire we would've eaten if it was a tenderloin.
You gotta brine the tenderloins. After that, they roast well and come out juicy.
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wease wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:it's a crime to roast or grill a pork tenderloin, which could be one of the most boring, flavorless, often dry pieces of the pig imageable. i grill-roasted a boneless pork loin from the blade or rib end last night, and it turned out great (perfectly done with a nice smoke). But while it had more fat, it was still lower on the flavor profile (I gussied it up with a roasted garlic salsa verde). I can't imagine the tire we would've eaten if it was a tenderloin.
You gotta brine the tenderloins. After that, they roast well and come out juicy.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
wease wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:it's a crime to roast or grill a pork tenderloin, which could be one of the most boring, flavorless, often dry pieces of the pig imageable. i grill-roasted a boneless pork loin from the blade or rib end last night, and it turned out great (perfectly done with a nice smoke). But while it had more fat, it was still lower on the flavor profile (I gussied it up with a roasted garlic salsa verde). I can't imagine the tire we would've eaten if it was a tenderloin.
You gotta brine the tenderloins. After that, they roast well and come out juicy.
lipstick on a pig . . .
No, brining a pig
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wease wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
wease wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:it's a crime to roast or grill a pork tenderloin, which could be one of the most boring, flavorless, often dry pieces of the pig imageable. i grill-roasted a boneless pork loin from the blade or rib end last night, and it turned out great (perfectly done with a nice smoke). But while it had more fat, it was still lower on the flavor profile (I gussied it up with a roasted garlic salsa verde). I can't imagine the tire we would've eaten if it was a tenderloin.
You gotta brine the tenderloins. After that, they roast well and come out juicy.
lipstick on a pig . . .
No, brining a pig
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Why is it so hard to find some decent queso in grocery stores? Wtf this is Texas for the love of god. I don't ask for much.
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BurtReynolds wrote:Why is it so hard to find some decent queso in grocery stores? Wtf this is Texas for the love of god. I don't ask for much.
have you tried your local h mart?
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No but I'm not optimistic
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