I hope no one lox this thread - A bagel thread

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You need to stop
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tragabigzanda wrote:No tanks Ruddo.

Also who actually buys the Asiago bagel, why even type the word out?

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:No tanks Ruddo.

Also who actually buys the Asiago bagel, why even type the word out?

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Everything bagel does not mean anything bagel. You don't just put anything on it. You don't just put everything you have lying around on it. Everything is a mix of certain ingredients. Vary the mix, sure, leave something out, ok. Add in a secret ingredient to boost yours, maybe. But why is my bagel fucking spicy!? I'm rather angry right now
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I've been to a few places where the everything bagel included jalapeno
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I put Everything But The Bagel seasoning on plain bagels and make an everything bagel. I’ve had enough of the shenanigans from Big Bagel getting into the Starbucks flavored latte business. Drink black coffee and eat plain bagels like a man.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:I've been to a few places where the everything bagel included jalapeno
It should be labeled as such
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The Argonaut wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I've been to a few places where the everything bagel included jalapeno
It should be labeled as such
Absolutely. Jalapeno is not acceptable.
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I was browsing social media and it turns out it was not an everything bagel. They actually gave me a sundried tomato basil bagel by mistake. I think
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What’s a bagel-heavy digital footprint look like?
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I mean I was on the Instagram account of the bagel place
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It's a vegan place. My algorithm is already keyed in to vegan places
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The Argonaut wrote:I was browsing social media and it turns out it was not an everything bagel. They actually gave me a sundried tomato basil bagel by mistake. I think
why would sundried tomato basil be spicy tho?
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