Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

[McParadigm]

"still enjoying my father's son."

Gross.

[mastaflatch]

"still enjoying my father's son."

Gross.

[gardenparty]

just switched from MFS to Getaway even though Pendulum or Infallible are probably the best things on here

[SatanicDmitrispearljam]

TERRIBLE ALBUM TERRIBLE BAND HAIL SATAN.

[Lament]

This has the potential to be the best second account if done properly. I'm waiting with baited breath...

[Jorge]

Bahahaha

[SatanicDmitrispearljam]

MIKE MCCREADY IS NOT GOD HE IS LILLITH THE SECOND WHORE OF SATAN.

[Jorge]

You a Laveyan Satanist, SDPJ? Or a theistic Satanist?

[Lament]

How do you feel about other Pearl Jam fans, sir?

[SatanicDmitrispearljam]

THEISTIC. LAVEYAN SATANISTS ARE JUST ATHIESTS WITH POMP. THEY ARE PUSSIES. IN GREECE WE WORSHIP THE GOAT LORD LUCIFER AVE SATHANAS.

[Jorge]

THEISTIC. LAVEYAN SATANISTS ARE JUST ATHIESTS WITH POMP. THEY ARE PUSSIES. IN GREECE WE WORSHIP THE GOAT LORD LUCIFER AVE SATHANAS.

I like it. Hail Satan, my friend.

[SatanicDmitrispearljam]

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THEISTIC. LAVEYAN SATANISTS ARE JUST ATHIESTS WITH POMP. THEY ARE PUSSIES. IN GREECE WE WORSHIP THE GOAT LORD LUCIFER AVE SATHANAS.

I like it. Hail Satan, my friend.

\M/

IT ALL BEGAN WHEN I WAS ON THE ISLAND OF CRETE AND I WAS BITTEN BY A MOSQUITO. REST IS HISTORY.

[Lament]

I heard you follow Pearl Jam around from town to town stealing tickets from fans so you can burn them and they can't get into the show.

[SatanicDmitrispearljam]

I heard you follow Pearl Jam around from town to town stealing tickets from fans so you can burn them and they can't get into the show.

INDEED I ENJOY ENGAGING IN SUCH DIABOLICAL ACTIVITIES. AND FROM TIME TO TIME I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO LEAK SETLISTS IN ADVANCE WITHOUT SPOILER WARNINGS. LORD LUCIFER GIVES ME THE STRENGTH AND ENCOURAGEMENT TO UNDERTAKE THESE EVIL ACTIONS. PRAISE BE UNTO HIM.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Who's behind this second account? There's been a few shockers lately, and this one is starting to grate already.

[Jorge]

Who's behind this second account? There's been a few shockers lately, and this one is starting to grate already.

I like it. Solid premise, good execution so far. I don't know how long it'll go before it gets old but I am enjoying his work.

[Lament]

To be fair, it's probably pretty worthless to anyone who hasn't been over in the Pit at some point.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Who's behind this second account? There's been a few shockers lately, and this one is starting to grate already.

I like it. Solid premise, good execution so far. I don't know how long it'll go before it gets old but I am enjoying his work.

[WtOB?]

TERRIBLE ALBUM TERRIBLE BAND HAIL SATAN.

fuck yeah this account

[SatanicDmitrispearljam]

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU PEOPLE ARE MOCKING ME; MY NAME IS DMITRIS I HATE PEARL JAM AND I WORSHIP THE DEVIL WHAT IS FUNNY?