Olympics: Paris 2024

[VinylGuy]

swimming looks like a miserable sport

I know a former swimmer athlete that went twice to the Olympics and you hear her talking about all her experience and yeah it’s feels super awful

[96583UP]

swimming looks like a miserable sport

Do we know if the pools are heated? Or is the water cold?

oof even worse

cold pool

[Monkey_Driven]

Go Scheffler

[dimejinky99]

Our boy Daniel Wiffen was propped up to be a shoo in for the gold at the mens 1500 in the swimming, but no shame losing to Bobby finke of the US setting a new world record.

US, Italian, and Irish flags up besde each other..pretty much every american argument ever

[contamination]

It turns out that David Crosby isn't dead after all

[daft twat]

swimming looks like a miserable sport

I know a former swimmer athlete that went twice to the Olympics and you hear her talking about all her experience and yeah it’s feels super awful

Was one of the issues having to compete against dudes? K.L. dominates for a reason.

[96583UP]

It turns out that David Crosby isn't dead after all

omg

[dimejinky99]

It turns out that David Crosby isn't dead after all

omg

i love that certain countries like the US and Uk and Sweden and Germany etc, only pick these etheral otherwordly elven looking beautiful people..

but the rest of the world is like fuck it. just send bob...

theres gotta be a reason for it..

in the US sense it is a lot to do with cosmetics..the whole appearance is part of it..they aint pickin Bob no matter how good his time is

[dimejinky99]

Medals per head of population. Countries with relatively tiny populations like Ireland and New Zealand way outstrip the big boys.

You guys need to pull your socks up and work harder.


Medal to Population Ratio (per million)

China 0.01
USA 0.1
United Kingdom 0.4
France 0.4
Australia 0.7

Ireland 0.9
New Zealand 0.8

[E.H. Ruddock]

It turns out that David Crosby isn't dead after all

omg

i love that certain countries like the US and Uk and Sweden and Germany etc, only pick these etheral otherwordly elven looking beautiful people..

but the rest of the world is like fuck it. just send bob...

theres gotta be a reason for it..

in the US sense it is a lot to do with cosmetics..the whole appearance is part of it..they aint pickin Bob no matter how good his time is

I don’t think you’ve seen some of our swimmers

[dimejinky99]

That race was fuckin insane.
The guy won it only won by five thousandths of a second

[dimejinky99]

It turns out that David Crosby isn't dead after all

omg

i love that certain countries like the US and Uk and Sweden and Germany etc, only pick these etheral otherwordly elven looking beautiful people..

but the rest of the world is like fuck it. just send bob...

theres gotta be a reason for it..

in the US sense it is a lot to do with cosmetics..the whole appearance is part of it..they aint pickin Bob no matter how good his time is

I don’t think you’ve seen some of our swimmers

I’ve seen em all! I take your point about the ladies team

The lads though?
My Greek gods were you made in a lab in the meat packing district??

[96583UP]

That race was fuckin insane.
The guy won it only won by five thousandths of a second

that has to be within the margin of error for the measuring device?

no way they can detect with that accuracy

should be a do-over

and triple the length of the race

so there's no confusion

[96583UP]

and money is no object

[wease]

That race was fuckin insane.
The guy won it only won by five thousandths of a second

Papa Wease kept arguing with me today that this was swimming and not running.

[E.H. Ruddock]

That race was fuckin insane.
The guy won it only won by five thousandths of a second

that has to be within the margin of error for the measuring device?

no way they can detect with that accuracy

should be a do-over

and triple the length of the race

so there's no confusion

Nah. In sprinting it’s the torso over the line not head or feet or limbs. Lyles was clearly first torso over when you look at the frame by frame

[spike]

It turns out that David Crosby isn't dead after all

omg

i love that certain countries like the US and Uk and Sweden and Germany etc, only pick these etheral otherwordly elven looking beautiful people..

but the rest of the world is like fuck it. just send bob...

theres gotta be a reason for it..

in the US sense it is a lot to do with cosmetics..the whole appearance is part of it..they aint pickin Bob no matter how good his time is

I don’t think you’ve seen some of our swimmers

I’ve seen em all! I take your point about the ladies team

The lads though?
My Greek gods were you made in a lab in the meat packing district??

are you talking about that pole vaulter who took out the bar with his massive schlong?

[Ello Sailor]

Nah. In sprinting it’s the torso over the line

Specifically the clavicle. It was only 5 thousandths of a second, but clearly visible in the still image.

GG USA. Back on top after 20 years.

[dimejinky99]

It turns out that David Crosby isn't dead after all

omg

i love that certain countries like the US and Uk and Sweden and Germany etc, only pick these etheral otherwordly elven looking beautiful people..

but the rest of the world is like fuck it. just send bob...

theres gotta be a reason for it..

in the US sense it is a lot to do with cosmetics..the whole appearance is part of it..they aint pickin Bob no matter how good his time is

I don’t think you’ve seen some of our swimmers

I’ve seen em all! I take your point about the ladies team

The lads though?
My Greek gods were you made in a lab in the meat packing district??

are you talking about that pole vaulter who took out the bar with his massive schlong?

saw that..what a way to go down in olympic and meme history...an all timer

[dimejinky99]

lol