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wease wrote:
pepperwhiteMFC wrote:Mr Pep RSVP’d us for a happy hour at our community pool this weekend and I’m dreading it. Western wear theme. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
Since it’ll be hot as fuck summertime, Mr Pep could wear his assless chaps.
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I have a feeling this is going to be an “all hat, no cows” party. There are enough boneheads running around in cowboy clothes while living in the suburbs.

More than likely Mr Pep will end up in an argument with someone in a MAGA hat.
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Monkey_Driven wrote:The billed number is always so comical to me. Just pure funny money at points.

I had a 10 minute vasectomy phone consultation with my doctor and it was $180.
i understand you dont want someone who just graduated from an online JC medical school in 8 weeks doing procedures but man they sure do make a pretty penny
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What kind of degree do I need to get that allows me to get paid to talk to dudes about their dongs for 10 minutes at a time?
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bodysnatcher wrote:What kind of degree do I need to get that allows me to get paid to talk to dudes about their dongs for 10 minutes at a time?
BS in porn
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Currently at the eye doctor with Mrs Wease waiting for an emergency work-in. The vision in her right eye just turned into black splotches last night. She compared it to the Mario Kart when someone throws the oil slick on your screen. We called the on-call service last night and he told her to be here first thing, so here we are.

I have a dental cleaning scheduled for 9:30 this morning, then work from home the rest of the day. I may just go ahead and mow and get that out of the way for the weekend. New weedeater arrived day before yesterday so I can finally get trim work out of the way.
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Dang do they have any idea what caused that?
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Getting old is a real motherfucker, snatchy.

Hopefully not a detached retina.
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spike wrote:Hopefully not a detached retina.
my dad´s wife recently had that and its been a long journey for her.
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bodysnatcher wrote:Dang do they have any idea what caused that?
The doc last night said it could either be floaters or a detached retina. Won’t know until he gets to take a look.
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spike wrote:Getting old is a real motherfucker, snatchy.

Hopefully not a detached retina.
That’s what we’re hoping. Surgery is the only way to fix it and that will fuck up a lot of upcoming plans. Not the least of which is Chicago next weekend for PJ.
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VinylGuy wrote:
spike wrote:Hopefully not a detached retina.
my dad´s wife recently had that and its been a long journey for her.
One of my employees did too, and it’s been the same for her. She’s had 2 surgeries on it and they’re still wondering if that will fix it. Of course, I haven’t mentioned any of this to Mrs Wease.
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wease wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:
spike wrote:Hopefully not a detached retina.
my dad´s wife recently had that and its been a long journey for her.
One of my employees did too, and it’s been the same for her. She’s had 2 surgeries on it and they’re still wondering if that will fix it. Of course, I haven’t mentioned any of this to Mrs Wease.
yeah, dont say anything. Give her my best!!
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bodysnatcher wrote:What kind of degree do I need to get that allows me to get paid to talk to dudes about their dongs for 10 minutes at a time?
gotta major in 96583UP
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best of luck mr wease
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wease wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:
spike wrote:Hopefully not a detached retina.
my dad´s wife recently had that and its been a long journey for her.
One of my employees did too, and it’s been the same for her. She’s had 2 surgeries on it and they’re still wondering if that will fix it. Of course, I haven’t mentioned any of this to Mrs Wease.
My dad had surgery for one and recovered quite well and is pretty much normal, so if you need a positive outcome there you go!
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Looking like a tear vs detached. We’re now waiting on the king of the practice to determine if they can repair it or if they need to refer to the retina specialists.
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damn...sending good vibes to you and mrs wease.
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:thumbsup:
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great to hear wease
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She saw the main guy and he sent her over to the retina specialist while I was at the dentist. They drove her over there and now I’m with her waiting for the specialist to come in.
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