Fun Things to Say When Entering a Room

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Well isn't this a sorry lookin' lot!
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Hey everyone.
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How about... "wahey!"
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Strat wrote:Hey everyone.
I'm going to give this one a try
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If the room is quiet, a well-timed "who died?" can be fun. But risky.
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count to ten as you walk in ten small circles looking down at the floor then leave the room
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Farmer John wrote:Well isn't this a sorry lookin' lot!
I read this in a Canadian accent for some reason.
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sniff sniff...

Who farted?!?
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Higgs wrote:sniff sniff...

Who farted?!?
i read this in a chinese accent for some reason
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BurtReynolds wrote:
Farmer John wrote:Well isn't this a sorry lookin' lot!
I read this in a Canadian accent for some reason.
Probably the most effective accent to deliver this line in.

But for the record: I'm from Southern Ontario, so I don't have any accent whatsoever. I am of the pure tongue.
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Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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I like to barely enter the room, stand still just inside the threshold, and silently stare at whoever else is in there.
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back in ye olde days of college, when someone would enter the house, one of us would start a slow clap and yell their name until the whole room was eventually cheering.
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Sometimes it's fun to hit 'em with one of these

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I usually tell a story related to my day where I’ve observed strange human behavior.
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Farmer John wrote:Sometimes it's fun to hit 'em with one of these

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Just start slopping those steaks up boys!
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Strat wrote:
Farmer John wrote:Sometimes it's fun to hit 'em with one of these

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Just start slopping those steaks up boys!
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konnichiwa bitches!
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