i want to dab the tahini

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i want to work in a fast casual mediterranean restaurant

i want to serve plates that have hummus and tahini

i want the hummus to also be spelled hommos

i want to dab the tahini on the plate with care and style

the same way a michelin chef sassily plates droplets of color onto his dish before serving to the latest spoiled malcontent

i want you to see me dab the tahini

i want you to enjoy the dab of tahini

i want to dab

i want to dab for all of us
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will you make me a dish with it along with lamb, cilantro and yogurt?
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yes

i will dab the yogurt
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you are the dab daddy.
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will you dab the tzatziki?
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dad wrote:will you dab the tzatziki?
i will dab the tzatziki

you will enjoy the dab of tzatziki
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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baba ganoush o'riley
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live on 2 baked eggs
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hummus
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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This thread had potential
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push me, pulhoumi
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