i want to dab the tahini

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THIS IS A DAB THREAD GODDAMIT NOT A DIP THREAD TAKE THIS SH@$ TO THE DIP THREAD!!!!!!!!!

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side note: charming to see the OG Comedy Channel (canada) watermark in the bottom right corner

no relation to it's north american cousin Comedy Network (stinky USA)

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This thread had potential

we might also accept a dollop

in the course of contemplating doug's yoghurt

i really should have considered a dollop

we just went for it and did the dab

but we may have dolloped...

we might get to a dollop in here

BUT WE SURE AF WON'T BE DIPPING ANYTHING GODAMMIT TRAG YOU STUPID POO HEAD

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

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don't gimme no dip

[BurtReynolds]

π-late

[dimejinky99]

Dhippin'

[dimejinky99]

Indipperance

[dimejinky99]

Dippadent

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i dolloped the hommos today
i enjoyed the hommos
i was not afraid to generously dollop
i wanted the plate to be consumed by dollops of hommos
i then ate the hommos
and dreamt of a future dollop

[doug rr]

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Parks & Wreckage

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My Father’s Swanson

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The Haverfords

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Knope More

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Jeremy Jamm

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1/2 Poehler

[wease]

Mouse Rats

[Ello Sailor]

Numbers, time to salvage your beautiful thread.

What else will you dab, sir?

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i will not dab this
thread i am
i will not dab dips puns or pans
i will not dab this
thread i am
i will not dab this thread i am