Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.

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Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.

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This will shut up the godless whores!

Now this might spread as smooth as Eddie's grandma's jam, but hear me, Babylon. The feminist movement is the root of all evil and Ed had the mark of the beast inscribed in his arm back in 92'. However, my prophetic leanings of the day are thus: Ed is more Charles Stanley than Charles Darwin. He's basically the next Billy Graham.

5. May not live another life
May not solve a mystery
Right around the corner
Could be bigger than ourselves

4. Science says we're making love like the lizards
Try and say that fossils ain't profound
Simon says that we are not allowed to consider
Simon says "Stand-up. Sit-down. You're out!"

3. I caught myself believing
That I needed God
And if it's out there somewhere
We sure could use "hymn" now


2. With no quiet to be found
Spirit lifted off the ground
And what lies beyond the grave
Might be welcome change
Time will come, come what may
With now rest in peace
Until that day

1. Back when I was feeling broken
I focused on a prayer

You came deep as any ocean
Did something out there hear?
------------------------------------
But wait, there's more!

"I danced in laughter with the everafter"

If I think too much I can get over
Whelmed by the grace

Like a burning meteor from miles HIGH

Now she comes after THEE

Flipping through the worn out PAGES

Put your faith in BIG HANDS

Can't know what's HIGH
Til you been down so low

I'm in the :wave: >"FIRE!!!"< :wave: but I'm still cold

Whispered songs inside the WIND

When the Kingdom comes

I close my eyes, wait for a SIGN

Hey Angel I am here to stay
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Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.

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Anyone remember when we thought a song was going to be called Alford Plea?
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I'd like to know what SatanicDmitrispearljam thinks about this.
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how is this of interest to anyone?
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malice wrote:how is this of interest to anyone?
shut up you godless whore!
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how is this of interest to anyone?

Pearl Jam WEEK on Jimmy Fallon
Poll: Future Days
every Pearl Jam studio track 9 disc mega mix (including LB)
Poll: Infallible
Poll: New Song: Lightning Bolt
Lets Actually Listen to the Album: Backspacer

shut up you godless whore!
You have really gotta stop introducing yourself that way.
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Heathen wrote:
malice wrote:how is this of interest to anyone?
shut up you godless whore!
http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... 64#p211564
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McParadigm wrote:
how is this of interest to anyone?

Pearl Jam WEEK on Jimmy Fallon
Poll: Future Days
every Pearl Jam studio track 9 disc mega mix (including LB)
Poll: Infallible
Poll: New Song: Lightning Bolt
Lets Actually Listen to the Album: Backspacer

shut up you godless whore!
You have really gotta stop introducing yourself that way.
Poll: Future Days

you really could've just stopped at that one... :?
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malice wrote:
Heathen wrote:
malice wrote:how is this of interest to anyone?
shut up you godless whore!
http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... 64#p211564
isn't that every day for you?
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Heathen wrote:
malice wrote:
Heathen wrote:
malice wrote:how is this of interest to anyone?
shut up you godless whore!
http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... 64#p211564
isn't that every day for you?
shut up you godless whore!
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Top one reason ed is autistic: he wrote a song about the Love Boat.
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malice wrote:
Heathen wrote:
malice wrote:
Heathen wrote:
malice wrote:how is this of interest to anyone?
shut up you godless whore!
http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... 64#p211564
isn't that every day for you?
shut up you godless whore!
http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... 94#p211594
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BurtReynolds wrote:Top one reason ed is autistic: he wrote a song about the Love Boat.
2. Lack of interest in sharing enjoyment, interests, or achievements with other people.
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McParadigm wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Top one reason ed is autistic: he wrote a song about the Love Boat.
2. Lack of interest in sharing enjoyment, interests, or achievements with other people.
3. Stereotyped and repetitive use of language.
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The only 5 pound reason Ed isn't an atheist anymore is Stone Gossard's nutsack.
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Not only is this entire thread pretty pointless, as stated, but you've missed the two lines that back up your theory more than any other in "I got my own way to believe" and "mine is mine and yours won't take its place".
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Ed believes in God because he thinks he's God.
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CupidStunt wrote:Not only is this entire thread pretty pointless, as stated, but you've missed the two lines that back up your theory more than any other in "I got my own way to believe" and "mine is mine and yours won't take its place".
Those lines don't really prove anything other than that Ed looks like a cat.
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I've got my own meow to believe
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