Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer

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Josh Klinghoffer killed a guy.
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Ok but who hasn't
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i havent.

yet.
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pearl jam sucks now
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My wife asked me why Josh was onstage last night after having ostensibly killed someone.

I had to break her heart by telling her that our musical heroes lack moral fiber.
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‘it might have been a homeless guy so it doesn’t count’

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oneway23 wrote:I had to break her heart by telling her that our musical heroes lack moral fiber.
i bet you can't say this about mike mccready.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
oneway23 wrote:I had to break her heart by telling her that our musical heroes lack moral fiber.
i bet you can't say this about mike mccready.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
oneway23 wrote:I had to break her heart by telling her that our musical heroes lack moral fiber.
i bet you can't say this about mike mccready.
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wease wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
oneway23 wrote:I had to break her heart by telling her that our musical heroes lack moral fiber.
i bet you can't say this about mike mccready.
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lvc wrote:
wease wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
oneway23 wrote:I had to break her heart by telling her that our musical heroes lack moral fiber.
i bet you can't say this about mike mccready.
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Every time I get a text while driving, I think to myself, "don't drive like Josh Klinghoffer".

Hope he gets sued into poverty.
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dad wrote:
lvc wrote:
wease wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
oneway23 wrote:I had to break her heart by telling her that our musical heroes lack moral fiber.
i bet you can't say this about mike mccready.
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Has the band made an official statement? The only conclusion I can get to is that the powers that be felt dismissing him from the tour would’ve meant too much work in too little time. Sad.
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Matters wrote:Has the band made an official statement? The only conclusion I can get to is that the powers that be felt dismissing him from the tour would’ve meant too much work in too little time. Sad.
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pearl jam sucks now
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If he hasn't been criminally charged yet, what are the chances he would be? He's facing a civil suit. Don't those usually come after a criminal trial has run its course?
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I don’t think he deserves punishment and criticism from every person he knows and works with , just the law maybe
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tragabigzanda wrote:More likely they consider him a friend, and like good friends, wouldn’t throw him to the wolves for something obviously negligent, but not intentional.

Josh definitely should face the full extent of the law for this. But it’s not like he’s Harvey Weinstein here. I’d think even less of the band if they canned him over this.
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