The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i'd just quit

Life? I might.

[spike]

[lennytheweedwhacker]

6. Tried 5 but was afraid I’d fall backward

[Ello Sailor]

4 while Lenny 0s lmao got his ass.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Not cool

[spike]

#3 is how you pee but not how you poo.

[doug rr]

I pooped at Whole Foods at 7:30 this morning..was about to check out and walk home and I was like OH OH

[spike]

I pooped at Whole Foods at 7:30 this morning..was about to check out and walk home and I was like OH OH

are you going to tell your wife the groceries were in the head with you?

[96583UP]

i got dehrydrated traveling around too much this week and it threw off my poop schedule

need to get back on track with a big dose of blueberries tomorrow AM

i got some extra plump ones

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Toilet is stopped up this is gross every time

[96583UP]

i miss Coach

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Should I put my plunger in the dishwasher?

[spike]

[dad]

i hope this got resolved.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Hey guys

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Big log no toilet stop up too much wiping

[darth_vedder]

have you tried psyllium husks?

[Happy Trees]

colonoscopy this morning......

Getting mine next week and your post made me feel better. Did a search and got mostly Dark Matter jokes (not as funny as Josh K jokes).

What made you nauseous about the pills? I can't take pills without getting nauseous so I'm opting for liquid right off the bat anyway.

One thing that has me worried is that I normally have torrential diarrhea that I can only regulate with diet anyway (after having had my gall bladder removed).
But they want me to prep anyway, and I'm not sure how this is going to work in my favor.

I have also made an advance conscious effort to avoid joking with the doctor.
I'm sure they hear that crap all the time, and it's not the kind of shit they wanna deal with.

[spike]

they don't want to deal with any shit whatsoever. hence the prep.

[Peeps]

colonoscopy this morning......

Getting mine next week and your post made me feel better. Did a search and got mostly Dark Matter jokes (not as funny as Josh K jokes).

What made you nauseous about the pills? I can't take pills without getting nauseous so I'm opting for liquid right off the bat anyway.

One thing that has me worried is that I normally have torrential diarrhea that I can only regulate with diet anyway (after having had my gall bladder removed).
But they want me to prep anyway, and I'm not sure how this is going to work in my favor.

I have also made an advance conscious effort to avoid joking with the doctor.
I'm sure they hear that crap all the time, and it's not the kind of shit they wanna deal with.

i wasnt full on nauseous and it could have been a mix of getting up at midnight to let the flow begin then going back to sleep and waking at 3pm for another round so it may have also just being tired and dehydrated

you wont feel a thing but if you do the anesthesia is wearing off too early