You ever sniff the seat of the chair you are sitting in?

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You ever sniff the seat of the chair you are sitting in?

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be honest
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I have. And so have you.
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thank you

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Yes. I accidentally poop myself just a little when I have to sit for a long time and the easiest way to know is the sniff the seat test.
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next time youre on a bus, or your own car, give the seat youre about to sit in, a good five or ten whallops.

whatch the testicles of dust that emerge.

youll never wanna sit there again.


now sniff your seat
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'only get high on your own supply'
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and 150,00 other people whove sat there. this year
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'if within your house the chair does not sit, you must not sniff' -Johnny Cochran
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thats what i get for not readin even the premise of the post and only the header
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96583UP wrote:Image
96583UP wrote:thank you

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I’ve done it
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96583UP wrote:thank you

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keep having this feeling today like i hershey squirted but then i go for a sanity wipe and it's all clear
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I'll be 100% honest here...

Not only have I never done that... it's never even crossed my mind to do that.
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Like, seriously, all jokes aside, why on earth would you smell the chair you're sitting in?!
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some people have smell fetishes..shoes, underwear, you name it..
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