Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer
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Re: Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer
Seeing as there is video evidence he was distracted by his phone, those charges seem way light to me. Gross.
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Re: Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer
Deleted cos it’s been posted already
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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Re: Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer
last post I saw is the video, so edited
but, lol what a cool guy
but, lol what a cool guy
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Re: Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer
get a load of this guy . . .Strat wrote:Without gross negligence.
In California, vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence is a misdemeanor that can result in up to one year in county jail and a fine of up to $1,000. This is also known as non-gross or simple negligent vehicular manslaughter.
Vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence is charged when a driver is found to have acted with ordinary negligence, which is defined as failing to act in a way that a reasonable person would in the same situation. For example, a driver who rolls through a stop sign or speeds a few miles over the limit in a residential neighborhood could be charged with ordinary negligence.
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Re: Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer
Rich white men don't face actual justice in America, facts.
Fuck this stupid bitch ass nigga, bigger scumbag than any of the actual rapists in RHCP.
Fuck this stupid bitch ass nigga, bigger scumbag than any of the actual rapists in RHCP.
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Re: Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer
lives generally come cheap in the USBirds in Hell wrote:That’s absolutely mad.Strat wrote:In California, vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence is a misdemeanor that can result in up to one year in county jail and a fine of up to $1,000. This is also known as non-gross or simple negligent vehicular manslaughter.
In contrast, in my state:
“It is an offence to drive a vehicle in a culpably negligent manner, recklessly, or at a speed or in a manner dangerous to any person, if that conduct causes the death of another [Criminal Law Consolidation Act 1935 (SA) s 19A].
The maximum penalty for a first offence which is a basic offence is imprisonment for fifteen years and mandatory licence disqualification for at least ten years.”
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Re: Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer
Photographer: “Now Josh, try to look borderline normal for this one; no sense of unsettling menace…”
Josh:

Comments are on point: https://www.reddit.com/r/RedHotChiliPep ... FNwspYhVFl
Josh:

Comments are on point: https://www.reddit.com/r/RedHotChiliPep ... FNwspYhVFl
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Re: Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer
Seems he’d be a great asset to your firm, but probably too attractive.Chris_H_2 wrote:get a load of this guy . . .Strat wrote:Without gross negligence.
In California, vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence is a misdemeanor that can result in up to one year in county jail and a fine of up to $1,000. This is also known as non-gross or simple negligent vehicular manslaughter.
Vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence is charged when a driver is found to have acted with ordinary negligence, which is defined as failing to act in a way that a reasonable person would in the same situation. For example, a driver who rolls through a stop sign or speeds a few miles over the limit in a residential neighborhood could be charged with ordinary negligence.
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Re: Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer
That's the exact picture I was thinking of beforeBirds in Hell wrote:Photographer: “Now Josh, try to look borderline normal for this one; no sense of unsettling menace…”
Josh:
Comments are on point: https://www.reddit.com/r/RedHotChiliPep ... FNwspYhVFl
When I said that he usually poses for pictures like a mischievous elf saying "not sorry".
Or like Quentin Tarantino got away with something uncouth.
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Re: Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer
It's Cali, they don't put anyone is jail these days.Birds in Hell wrote:That’s absolutely mad.Strat wrote:In California, vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence is a misdemeanor that can result in up to one year in county jail and a fine of up to $1,000. This is also known as non-gross or simple negligent vehicular manslaughter.
In contrast, in my state:
“It is an offence to drive a vehicle in a culpably negligent manner, recklessly, or at a speed or in a manner dangerous to any person, if that conduct causes the death of another [Criminal Law Consolidation Act 1935 (SA) s 19A].
The maximum penalty for a first offence which is a basic offence is imprisonment for fifteen years and mandatory licence disqualification for at least ten years.”
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Re: Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer
i wonder if the instruments in his little area on stage are even plugged in
imagine during the soundcheck if josh keeps asking to be turned up and the soundboard guy has to keep nodding like he intends to and then pretends to turn the volume nob
imagine during the soundcheck if josh keeps asking to be turned up and the soundboard guy has to keep nodding like he intends to and then pretends to turn the volume nob
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Re: Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer
Oh yay, a cult memberlowlight79 wrote:It's Cali, they don't put anyone is jail these days.Birds in Hell wrote:That’s absolutely mad.Strat wrote:In California, vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence is a misdemeanor that can result in up to one year in county jail and a fine of up to $1,000. This is also known as non-gross or simple negligent vehicular manslaughter.
In contrast, in my state:
“It is an offence to drive a vehicle in a culpably negligent manner, recklessly, or at a speed or in a manner dangerous to any person, if that conduct causes the death of another [Criminal Law Consolidation Act 1935 (SA) s 19A].
The maximum penalty for a first offence which is a basic offence is imprisonment for fifteen years and mandatory licence disqualification for at least ten years.”
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Re: Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer
If you can’t hear how the triangle and chimes work he’s done on this tour have transformed the band’s live sound, I don’t know what to tell you.96583UP wrote:i wonder if the instruments in his little area on stage are even plugged in
imagine during the soundcheck if josh keeps asking to be turned up and the soundboard guy has to keep nodding like he intends to and then pretends to turn the volume nob
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Re: Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer
B, heads up P Diddy’s birthday is early November.
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Re: Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer
Joshie outta control
Joshie outta control
No one drives like a Joshie outta controooool
Joshie outta control
No one drives like a Joshie outta controooool
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Re: Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer
Huh, I share a birthday with him.
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Re: Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer
*"Last Kiss" but the lyrics are about Josh running the protagonist's girl over*
Someone else can do the parody I'm too lazy
Someone else can do the parody I'm too lazy
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Happy birthday and watch the road!blueviper wrote:Huh, I share a birthday with him.
McParadigm wrote:lol
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Re: Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer
Jammer XCI wrote:*"Last Kiss" but the lyrics are about Josh running the protagonist's girl over*
Someone else can do the parody I'm too lazy
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