Welcome to the touring band Josh Klinghoffer

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Seeing as there is video evidence he was distracted by his phone, those charges seem way light to me. Gross.
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Deleted cos it’s been posted already
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last post I saw is the video, so edited

but, lol what a cool guy
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Strat wrote:Without gross negligence.

In California, vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence is a misdemeanor that can result in up to one year in county jail and a fine of up to $1,000. This is also known as non-gross or simple negligent vehicular manslaughter.

Vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence is charged when a driver is found to have acted with ordinary negligence, which is defined as failing to act in a way that a reasonable person would in the same situation. For example, a driver who rolls through a stop sign or speeds a few miles over the limit in a residential neighborhood could be charged with ordinary negligence.
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Rich white men don't face actual justice in America, facts.

Fuck this stupid bitch ass nigga, bigger scumbag than any of the actual rapists in RHCP.
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Birds in Hell wrote:
Strat wrote:In California, vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence is a misdemeanor that can result in up to one year in county jail and a fine of up to $1,000. This is also known as non-gross or simple negligent vehicular manslaughter.
That’s absolutely mad.

In contrast, in my state:

“It is an offence to drive a vehicle in a culpably negligent manner, recklessly, or at a speed or in a manner dangerous to any person, if that conduct causes the death of another [Criminal Law Consolidation Act 1935 (SA) s 19A].

The maximum penalty for a first offence which is a basic offence is imprisonment for fifteen years and mandatory licence disqualification for at least ten years.”
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Photographer: “Now Josh, try to look borderline normal for this one; no sense of unsettling menace…”

Josh:

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Comments are on point: https://www.reddit.com/r/RedHotChiliPep ... FNwspYhVFl
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
Strat wrote:Without gross negligence.

In California, vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence is a misdemeanor that can result in up to one year in county jail and a fine of up to $1,000. This is also known as non-gross or simple negligent vehicular manslaughter.

Vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence is charged when a driver is found to have acted with ordinary negligence, which is defined as failing to act in a way that a reasonable person would in the same situation. For example, a driver who rolls through a stop sign or speeds a few miles over the limit in a residential neighborhood could be charged with ordinary negligence.
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Birds in Hell wrote:Photographer: “Now Josh, try to look borderline normal for this one; no sense of unsettling menace…”

Josh:

Image

Comments are on point: https://www.reddit.com/r/RedHotChiliPep ... FNwspYhVFl
That's the exact picture I was thinking of before
When I said that he usually poses for pictures like a mischievous elf saying "not sorry".
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Birds in Hell wrote:
Strat wrote:In California, vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence is a misdemeanor that can result in up to one year in county jail and a fine of up to $1,000. This is also known as non-gross or simple negligent vehicular manslaughter.
That’s absolutely mad.

In contrast, in my state:

“It is an offence to drive a vehicle in a culpably negligent manner, recklessly, or at a speed or in a manner dangerous to any person, if that conduct causes the death of another [Criminal Law Consolidation Act 1935 (SA) s 19A].

The maximum penalty for a first offence which is a basic offence is imprisonment for fifteen years and mandatory licence disqualification for at least ten years.”
It's Cali, they don't put anyone is jail these days.
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i wonder if the instruments in his little area on stage are even plugged in

imagine during the soundcheck if josh keeps asking to be turned up and the soundboard guy has to keep nodding like he intends to and then pretends to turn the volume nob
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lowlight79 wrote:
Birds in Hell wrote:
Strat wrote:In California, vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence is a misdemeanor that can result in up to one year in county jail and a fine of up to $1,000. This is also known as non-gross or simple negligent vehicular manslaughter.
That’s absolutely mad.

In contrast, in my state:

“It is an offence to drive a vehicle in a culpably negligent manner, recklessly, or at a speed or in a manner dangerous to any person, if that conduct causes the death of another [Criminal Law Consolidation Act 1935 (SA) s 19A].

The maximum penalty for a first offence which is a basic offence is imprisonment for fifteen years and mandatory licence disqualification for at least ten years.”
It's Cali, they don't put anyone is jail these days.
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96583UP wrote:i wonder if the instruments in his little area on stage are even plugged in

imagine during the soundcheck if josh keeps asking to be turned up and the soundboard guy has to keep nodding like he intends to and then pretends to turn the volume nob
If you can’t hear how the triangle and chimes work he’s done on this tour have transformed the band’s live sound, I don’t know what to tell you.
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Read the room, B!
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B, heads up P Diddy’s birthday is early November.
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Joshie outta control
Joshie outta control
No one drives like a Joshie outta controooool
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Huh, I share a birthday with him.
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*"Last Kiss" but the lyrics are about Josh running the protagonist's girl over*

Someone else can do the parody I'm too lazy
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blueviper wrote:Huh, I share a birthday with him.
Happy birthday and watch the road!
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Jammer XCI wrote:*"Last Kiss" but the lyrics are about Josh running the protagonist's girl over*

Someone else can do the parody I'm too lazy
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