Help me become a baseball fan

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Farmer John wrote:Eight Men Out is a good one. At least I remember it being so from back in the day.
nobody can wear a baseball uniform like John Cusack..
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Jorge, I'm currently sitting in an empty restaurant doing wine/beer ordering and watching a potential elimination game on our one TV while the rest of the city is decked out in gear at sports bars. Enduring the quiet suspense of this game solo is kind of nice. There's no negative energy from rowdy fans to deal with. Just me, the bartender and a couple of line cooks watching together in silence. Hoping one day you'll achieve this kind of baseball zen.
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I love watching Jomboy baseball breakdownsand the YouTube channel Baseball Doesn't Exist, but actually watching baseball is a very boring experience.
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Ignore tommy.
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I dont think Jorge cares anymore..

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He tricked us again
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:He tricked us again
He can't keep getting away with it
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It may be because you returned.
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I hate baseball now.
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spike wrote:I hate baseball now.
Why?
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did Jorge curse America's Pastime?
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No he made America great again
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hey mods just close this thread..
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Yes, this seems like way too much work and I still have no clue where to start. I have abandoned this project
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I told you where to start
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Great troll well done
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The worst part is knowing that it wasn't a troll. This thread was sincere but we failed Jorge. We weren't able to prove the key he needed to unlock the gift of baseball. We couldn't point him the path forward. I'm sorry we failed you, Jorge. Maybe come back in a few months when pitchers and catchers report? Give us another shot?
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The Argonaut wrote:The worst part is knowing that it wasn't a troll. This thread was sincere but we failed Jorge. We weren't able to prove the key he needed to unlock the gift of baseball. We couldn't point him the path forward. I'm sorry we failed you, Jorge. Maybe come back in a few months when pitchers and catchers report? Give us another shot?
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