ITT Ello Sailor tells us about himself

[BurtReynolds]

How old are you? Are you married? What are your hobbies?

[Ello Sailor]

Wow you're super triggered, huh. Touch some grass, fella.

[BurtReynolds]

telling

[doug rr]

[Ello Sailor]

telling

Going outside is telling? Jesus fucking Christ, man. You're all the way gone. Neckbeard abyss. One day you'll find storage for the Ls you've been handed.

[BurtReynolds]

Explain for the folks at home what Tall Poppy Syndrome is.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

TWO PEAS IN A POD

[BurtReynolds]

What are some of your triggers? Why do you hate William Shatner? Are you Leonard Nimoy? Is that why you don't like fat people?

[tommy]

Yeah, what's wrong with Shatner??

[BurtReynolds]

Shatner is beloved by all I thought.

[Ello Sailor]

Only a rotund, triggered idiot would create such a thread. I am embarrassed for you.

[tommy]

Quit dodging the fucking question!!

[BurtReynolds]

Only a rotund, triggered idiot would create such a thread. I am embarrassed for you.

we have a thread like this for every RM character. Why does it bother you that we want to get to know you? We want to know more about our resident mystery man.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

What is your wife's age?

[Jorge]

I know the answers to some of these questions. For example, I'm pretty sure we're the same age (37), and one of his hobbies is playing bass

[Jorge]

He also told me once he is a primary school teacher

[lennytheweedwhacker]

He's 43 and a train conductor you idiot.

[BurtReynolds]

I picture him as a lumberjack.

[Jorge]

I picture him as a lumberjack.

Do you have dreams about buying jewelry for his girlfriend

[BurtReynolds]

Not yet