Are you guys ready to pay for me to return?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

The mods should be responsible for the payment as they treat as if we are subordinates

Good point. Plus, B and Stip have all that book money coming in.

what is this book you speak of

They co-wrote a Letters to Penthouse novel.

What’s the dicks to vag (vagina) ratio?

Don’t know. Haven’t gotten my copy yet.

adding a parenthetical for vag is the funniest thing I'll read on the internet today.

Thanks. Its an original callback from the old, dead board

[dad]

The mods should be responsible for the payment as they treat as if we are subordinates

Good point. Plus, B and Stip have all that book money coming in.

what is this book you speak of

They co-wrote a Letters to Penthouse novel.

What’s the dicks to vag (vagina) ratio?

Don’t know. Haven’t gotten my copy yet.

adding a parenthetical for vag is the funniest thing I'll read on the internet today.

Thanks. Its an original callback from the old, dead board

oh...

[lennytheweedwhacker]

The mods should be responsible for the payment as they treat as if we are subordinates

Good point. Plus, B and Stip have all that book money coming in.

what is this book you speak of

They co-wrote a Letters to Penthouse novel.

What’s the dicks to vag (vagina) ratio?

Don’t know. Haven’t gotten my copy yet.

adding a parenthetical for vag is the funniest thing I'll read on the internet today.

Thanks. Its an original callback from the old, dead board

oh...

No need to be embarrassed Guy. That had to be at least six years ago.

[E.H. Ruddock]

who are you again?

[doug rr]

edit

[Higgs]

I'm a freshman at a small Northeastern college and I never thought those letters were true until a few days ago I had an experience that changed my mind and I just had to share it with you.

I had resigned myself to another night of reading your magazine when there was a knock on my dorm room door. When I opened the door I could hardly believe my eyes - there were two of the foxiest twins I had ever seen, with long brunette hair, legs that wouldn't quit and firm tits.

"How does that sound?"

"Change "tits" to "generous scoops of mouthwatering flesh"...and have them defy gravity."

"Scoops of flesh" means "tits"? I don't think it sounds specific enough."

"Where else are you gonna find scoops of flesh?"

[Dev]

Your terms are fair.

Respect

[Dev]

Hey Dev

My man

[Dev]

Dev, I voted $10,000 and I want you to know I'm serious about this

Should I use Venmo or Kickstarter or what? What is going to be easiest on my end do you think?

[Dev]

Welcome back, Dev.

How do you say thank you in Norwegian?

[Chris_H_2]

Dev, I voted $10,000 and I want you to know I'm serious about this

Should I use Venmo or Kickstarter or what? What is going to be easiest on my end do you think?

don't fall for it. he's going to pay you in argentinian pesos.

[Dev]

The mods should be responsible for the payment as they treat as if we are subordinates

Plus it's largely their fault I left but also, the board generates more revenue when I post. Without me it's just a fan forum for a totally irrelevant band. This place would honestly fare better as a Dev fan forum.

[Dev]

Dev, I voted $10,000 and I want you to know I'm serious about this

Should I use Venmo or Kickstarter or what? What is going to be easiest on my end do you think?

don't fall for it. he's going to pay you in argentinian pesos.

Let me be clear the prices are in Canadian dollars!

[Dev]

welcome back thread

Dev and tree_ reunited? thread.

[Dev]

First LV comes back and now dev?

Nothing is certain until the debt is paid.

[Dev]

In addition to my other demands, the mods will offer me 3 perma-bans which I can use at my discretion on any RMer at any time including the moderators themselves.

[Dev]

Why are the dollar signs after the amounts?

Based on this, I’d suggest no stipend whatsoever.

This is the type of bullshit why I quit the last time.

[doug rr]

hi dev...how's Canada treating you? I'll be up there in a bout 3 weeks or sooner

[96583UP]

i will support dev’s return fee proposal so long as it is paid over a 12 year vesting period in daily increments, and includes a required minimum threshold of posts per day, including a potential payout accelerator for high quality posting, and a potential reduction of payout benefits for sub-standard posts. Quality will be assessed based on a very simple complex march madness style inquiry method where dev is made to compete against RM heavyweights to calibrate his value based on performance against real life accomplished RM posters

[doug rr]

sounds about right..the CA dollar is about 12 cents to the American dollar so we can do this