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VinylGuy wrote:Im not sold on him being the right choice, but ill watch it anyway

https://variety.com/2024/film/news/amer ... 236182608/
What are the odds of this being better than the original? I think I'll skip this and rewatch the Bale version.
not sure at all, yeah.
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Guadagnino is a talentless hack and this will 100% suck
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I just don't understand the impulse behind remaking a movie that's already great. There are tons of movies with great premises that were poorly executed - they should remake some of those.
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tommy wrote:I just don't understand the impulse behind remaking a movie that's already great. There are tons of movies with great premises that were poorly executed - they should remake some of those.
Guadagnino just likes to spray his boring overlong bullshit over bulletproof classics because he's a douche. He already did it (criminally) with Suspiria, which is far more immortal than American Psycho will ever be.

That said, I kind of get the impulse with American Psycho since the book is waaaaaaaay better than the movie, IMO. There's a lot more someone could do with the material.

But not Guadagnino.
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Terrifier 3 took some inspiration from the novel in one scene, albeit from a different angle.
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tommy wrote:I just don't understand the impulse behind remaking a movie that's already great. There are tons of movies with great premises that were poorly executed - they should remake some of those.
like Trap
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Plenty of great movies have been remade into worthwhile one - The Thing and Scarface come to mind
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Im a huge fan of the book, and I think the movie is alright. But I’m curious about this new version for sure yeah. I just hope it’s gory enough.
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The American Psycho remake is a bad idea, and I don't think it will come to fruition, honestly

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It will be a hot dude so Luca can do different close ups to his body over and over again
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I am a Luca fan, fwiw. I just don't believe in this idea
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The Argonaut wrote:The American Psycho remake is a bad idea, and I don't think it will come to fruition, honestly

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tommy wrote:I just don't understand the impulse behind remaking a movie that's already great. There are tons of movies with great premises that were poorly executed - they should remake some of those.
They describe it as not a remake of the movie but a new adaptation of the book.
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I mean, on the one hand, I totally get it. The movie is pretty different from the book. So, if you're thinking you want to do a more faithful adaptation or if you have a different vision or whatever. I get it. I still have zero faith that it'll be interesting. I'm not sure what anyone could say that would be more interesting than the first movie.

But maybe I'll see a trailer and I'll change my mind. We'll just have to see. But if I was a betting man, I'd bet this will go over about as well as the "new adaptation" of The Crow.
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tragabigzanda wrote:the book is horrific schlock and trying to do something more faithful is a waste of humanity's resources. The original movie improved on the book in every meaningful way possible.
Oh, I completely agree. But "more faithful" is still a valid reason to contemplate a remake. Even if it means it'll automatically be worse.
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tragabigzanda wrote:the book is horrific schlock and trying to do something more faithful is a waste of humanity's resources. The original movie improved on the book in every meaningful way possible.
It’s extremely good horrific schlock. Also I like horrific schlock.
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