Who do you bank with?

[tommy]

I bank with PNC. I started out with Simple - an online only bank and they were bought out by another bank which was subsequently bought out by PNC.

They're ok as far as banks go, but I recently moved and now there are no branches near me. I don't visit the bank often, but I do occasionally get paid cash and now I have to travel about 15 miles to deposit it.

[Jorge]

Edit: wait it's stupid that I'm disclosing this

[tree_]

a small local bank you haven't heard of

[tommy]

a small local bank you haven't heard of

Try me

[tree_]

a small local bank you haven't heard of

Try me

try this

*points at lenny's crotch*

[BurtReynolds]

One of the worst ones, but I'm too lazy to open a new account somewhere else.

[tommy]

One of the worst ones, but I'm too lazy to open a new account somewhere else.

It's such a hassle

[spike]

several

[tommy]

several

Nice

[Jorge]

My US bank is the only one of the superbanks that didn't require a SSN to open an account. Guess the one

[Monkey_Driven]

Too many to count, all located in the Cayman Islands

[E.H. Ruddock]

I’ve banked with the same bank since 1996

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[tommy]

Chemical Bank?

That name really confused me as a young Seinfeld fan

[Jorge]

I used to bank with a bank called Standard Bank



Pretty standard

[Higgs]

None of us are with the wank bank this month, amirite?

[Jorge]

I have never done that (ejaculate)

[knee tunes]

I used to bank with a bank called Standard Bank



Pretty standard

so sperm?

[Jorge]

Yes. Sperm

[lennytheweedwhacker]

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