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What's one experience or thing you have absolutely no interest in ever trying?
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Making amends with the argonaut
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Dev wrote:Making amends with the argonaut
You've done it before. We all have
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Jorge wrote:
Dev wrote:Making amends with the argonaut
You've done it before. We all have
I honestly don't think he would ever forgive me anyway so I have to take this position
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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tragabigzanda wrote:My kid keeps asking about hot air balloons but fuck that shit
Oh man that really sucks for your kids. I think most of us fondly remember our first hot air balloon with our dads. I hope you reconsider.
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A cruise for a vacation.
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facebook (or meta, or whatever it's called)
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Chris_H_2 wrote:facebook (or meta, or whatever it's called)
Meta is the company that owns Facebook
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getting a tattoo
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Tattoos are a "never have" for me, but not a "never will." I'm open to it, I just don't know what I'd wanna get
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blueviper wrote:getting a tattoo
yeah, me neither. fuck that.
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Jorge wrote:Tattoos are a "never have" for me, but not a "never will." I'm open to it, I just don't know what I'd wanna get
this. you're getting this.

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Meth
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Probably tattoos as well
Piercings
My own family
Joy
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:A cruise for a vacation.
same

also any Star Wars movie
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Those birds that are illegal to eat but some places still serve them and you eat them whole, bones and all.
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Like balut?
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Jorge wrote:Like balut?
That's different. And also something I've never tried. But I probably would?
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