Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

[Simple Torture]

this thing over yet?

Depends, are you in Dixville Notch?

ummm

<hides under duvet cover, waiting for it to be over>

"No, but your mom's in Dixville" is the only acceptable response to this, sorry.

[96583UP]

this thing over yet?

Depends, are you in Dixville Notch?

ummm

<hides under duvet cover, waiting for it to be over>

"No, but your mom's in Dixville" is the only acceptable response to this, sorry.

<clutches iphone, afraid to look on other side of the covers>

[Anders]

Difficult not to think about this election now. Good luck to all my US friends.

[Simple Torture]

this thing over yet?

Depends, are you in Dixville Notch?

ummm

<hides under duvet cover, waiting for it to be over>

"No, but your mom's in Dixville" is the only acceptable response to this, sorry.

<clutches iphone, afraid to look on other side of the covers>

Early results:

Harris - 3
Trump - 3

https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/05/politics ... index.html

[Anders]

Very strange that official results can be made official, when the election is far from over.

[Simple Torture]

Very strange that official results can be made official, when the election is far from over.

It’s a town of 6 people, so they all vote at midnight and close the polls once everyone has voted. New Hampshire is a weird place.

[Anders]

Here that wouldn't matter. Until all polling stations have closed, no official results are released.

[Simple Torture]

Here that wouldn't matter. Until all polling stations have closed, no official results are released.

Yeah, each state oversees their elections here, so you’re gonna have some differences between them. Just on the east coast tonight, you’re gonna see some polls close at 6:30, some at 7, most by 8:00. Some states have to count the ballots by hand, some just use machines. In some states, mail-in ballots are accepted if they are postmarked by Election Day, so they might not arrive and be counted until later this week. Some states you can go to the polls and register to vote day-of. Some states require you to show ID, some do not. I am sure that all sounds bonkers.

[E.H. Ruddock]

It’s over. Rogan endorsed Trump last night.

[Simple Torture]

It’s over. Rogan endorsed Trump last night.

New Call of Duty came out last week, the Rogan/Trump ven diagram is all indisposed.

[Bi_3]

Don't forget: Bumbling moron > sociopathic dementia patient !

[4/5]

It’s over. Rogan endorsed Trump last night.

New Call of Duty came out last week, the Rogan/Trump ven diagram is all indisposed.

Deep State at work.

[The Argonaut]

Here that wouldn't matter. Until all polling stations have closed, no official results are released.

Yeah, each state oversees their elections here, so you’re gonna have some differences between them. Just on the east coast tonight, you’re gonna see some polls close at 6:30, some at 7, most by 8:00. Some states have to count the ballots by hand, some just use machines. In some states, mail-in ballots are accepted if they are postmarked by Election Day, so they might not arrive and be counted until later this week. Some states you can go to the polls and register to vote day-of. Some states require you to show ID, some do not. I am sure that all sounds bonkers.

New York stays open til nine, the latest of all local times for poll closing. Greatest state in the nation, let's go, we just love democracy

[tragabigzanda]

FUCK ICE

[Simple Torture]

Here that wouldn't matter. Until all polling stations have closed, no official results are released.

Yeah, each state oversees their elections here, so you’re gonna have some differences between them. Just on the east coast tonight, you’re gonna see some polls close at 6:30, some at 7, most by 8:00. Some states have to count the ballots by hand, some just use machines. In some states, mail-in ballots are accepted if they are postmarked by Election Day, so they might not arrive and be counted until later this week. Some states you can go to the polls and register to vote day-of. Some states require you to show ID, some do not. I am sure that all sounds bonkers.

New York stays open til nine, the latest of all local times for poll closing. Greatest state in the nation, let's go, we just love democracy

The state that killed Peanut the Squirrel? Sure, dude.

[Bi_3]

All paper ballots at my location this morning. That's a change from '22.

[Simple Torture]

My wife arrived at the moment the polls opened, lines were too long, now we’ll both have to go after work. Not a swing state, but some contentious local elections might be driving turnout.

[Bi_3]

Next time I will be a single issue voter and it will be whomever implements these federal spending contribution breakdowns here:

[warehouse]

when do the commercials stop???

[Simple Torture]

Who will be the first person to announce they're running 2028 and when will that be?

Donald Trump 5 seconds after he loses again.

This would be the most hilarious outcome.