Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

[washing machine]

Lmao did burt really get banned ahead of election night? This place will be no fun.

[daft twat]

i have no idea why people would wait until today to stand in line and vote when they could knock it out well beforehand

[this is me not so secretly judging]

I hate early voting. Election Day shouldn’t be like tax day. I like the symbolism of the nation going to the polls together. But we don’t do anything together anymore, which is absolutely a factor in why the country is in the state it’s in.

Fully disagree. There shouldn't be one "election day." And if we're gonna continue to keep up that nonsense, it certainly shouldn't be a fucking Tuesday. But whatever. I voted early. I encourage everyone to do so in general. But you do you. Whatever gets you out there.

There’s a scene in Deadwood where Al fixes the rabid preacher once and for all.
Both you cunts would be doing well to get that much mercy if it were up to me.

[tommy]

lol

[epilogue]

[daft twat]

Glad you got that. It felt like a risk. We can just respectfully disagree.

[epilogue]

Glad you got that. It felt like a risk. We can just respectfully disagree.

Absolutely, my guy. I got you. Not risky at all. Hilarious.

[Bi_3]

Glad you got that. It felt like a risk. We can just respectfully disagree.

Absolutely, my guy. I got you. Not risky at all. Hilarious.

[epilogue]

Sorry, twat, Bi doesn't think you're very funny.

[Jammer XCI]

I couldn’t decide whether to wear a Bad Brains, Dead Kennedys or Rage Against the Machine shirt to go vote so I went with the politically neutral Wu-Tang shirt. There was no line because I waited until 5 after work.

[epilogue]

I wore my Old Friends sweatshirt, which is a musical theater reference. I think the poll workers got it.

[Bi_3]

[The Argonaut]

I wore my Old Friends sweatshirt, which is a musical theater reference. I think the poll workers got it.

I wore my carrot sweatshirt. It's a sweatshirt with carrots on it. As I walked up to put my ballot in the machine, the poll worker said to me "did you come from the carrot patch?".

I said, I just like carrots.

He said that he loves carrots. He buys a lot of frozen peas and carrots. And people say to him 'why do you buy so many peas and carrots'. And he tells them that he puts it in his soups.

And I said, good. It's a versatile vegetable.

Then I cast my ballot and he thanked me for voting

[doug rr]

I wore my Old Friends sweatshirt, which is a musical theater reference. I think the poll workers got it.

I wore my carrot sweatshirt. It's a sweatshirt with carrots on it. As I walked up to put my ballot in the machine, the poll worker said to me "did you come from the carrot patch?".

I said, I just like carrots.

He said that he loves carrots. He buys a lot of frozen peas and carrots. And people say to him 'why do you buy so many peas and carrots'. And he tells them that he puts it in his soups.

And I said, good. It's a versatile vegetable.

Then I cast my ballot and he thanked me for voting

he wants you which is fine

[epilogue]

I wore my Old Friends sweatshirt, which is a musical theater reference. I think the poll workers got it.

I wore my carrot sweatshirt. It's a sweatshirt with carrots on it. As I walked up to put my ballot in the machine, the poll worker said to me "did you come from the carrot patch?".

I said, I just like carrots.

He said that he loves carrots. He buys a lot of frozen peas and carrots. And people say to him 'why do you buy so many peas and carrots'. And he tells them that he puts it in his soups.

And I said, good. It's a versatile vegetable.

Then I cast my ballot and he thanked me for voting

I wish I could articulate how much this story moved me.

[oasisfan35]

I wore my Old Friends sweatshirt, which is a musical theater reference. I think the poll workers got it.

I wore my carrot sweatshirt. It's a sweatshirt with carrots on it. As I walked up to put my ballot in the machine, the poll worker said to me "did you come from the carrot patch?".

I said, I just like carrots.

He said that he loves carrots. He buys a lot of frozen peas and carrots. And people say to him 'why do you buy so many peas and carrots'. And he tells them that he puts it in his soups.

And I said, good. It's a versatile vegetable.

Then I cast my ballot and he thanked me for voting

I wish I could articulate how much this story moved me.

[doug rr]

argo is RM's mirepoix

[washing machine]

I wore my Old Friends sweatshirt, which is a musical theater reference. I think the poll workers got it.

I wore my carrot sweatshirt. It's a sweatshirt with carrots on it. As I walked up to put my ballot in the machine, the poll worker said to me "did you come from the carrot patch?".

I said, I just like carrots.

He said that he loves carrots. He buys a lot of frozen peas and carrots. And people say to him 'why do you buy so many peas and carrots'. And he tells them that he puts it in his soups.

And I said, good. It's a versatile vegetable.

Then I cast my ballot and he thanked me for voting

This reads like a short story. Thank you for sharing.

[Chris_H_2]

I wore my Old Friends sweatshirt, which is a musical theater reference. I think the poll workers got it.

I wore my carrot sweatshirt. It's a sweatshirt with carrots on it. As I walked up to put my ballot in the machine, the poll worker said to me "did you come from the carrot patch?".

I said, I just like carrots.

He said that he loves carrots. He buys a lot of frozen peas and carrots. And people say to him 'why do you buy so many peas and carrots'. And he tells them that he puts it in his soups.

And I said, good. It's a versatile vegetable.

Then I cast my ballot and he thanked me for voting

This reads like a short story. Thank you for sharing.

[Farmer John]

Now I want a carrot sweater. Big carrot fan over here

[tommy]

Now I want a carrot sweater. Big carrot fan over here

Is that what you grow on your farm?