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Bammer wrote:Cruises get a bad rap and that whole small bird thing makes me wanna puke
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Been the top of a 69.
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daft twat wrote:Been the top of a 69.
you like the dick dangling right in your face huh
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bart wrote:
daft twat wrote:Been the top of a 69.
you like the dick dangling right in your face huh
That was implied in the post, my man.
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69 is best sideways, a nice yin yang formation
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:69 is best sideways, a nice yin yang formation
Ever see “The Americans” tv show where the daughter walks in on this? Keri Russell’s face rising over her husband’s ass to look at her daughter is burned into my memory. What an amazing show that was.
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daft twat wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:69 is best sideways, a nice yin yang formation
Ever see “The Americans” tv show where the daughter walks in on this? Keri Russell’s face rising over her husband’s ass to look at her daughter is burned into my memory. What an amazing show that was.
I never watch TV but maybe I should be if they’re just showing people 69ing now
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
daft twat wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:69 is best sideways, a nice yin yang formation
Ever see “The Americans” tv show where the daughter walks in on this? Keri Russell’s face rising over her husband’s ass to look at her daughter is burned into my memory. What an amazing show that was.
I never watch TV but maybe I should be if they’re just showing people 69ing now
I can’t recommend The Americans enough. It stuck the landing incredibly as well.
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that’s literally all some shows are, just straight up 69ing
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I doubt I'll ever go skydiving.
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bart wrote:that’s literally all some shows are, just straight up 69ing
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
bart wrote:that’s literally all some shows are, just straight up 69ing
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