Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

[spike]

Shits global, baby. Leader of the free world and all that. Putin is certainly paying lots and lots of attention. Wonder how many votes he (vicariously) cast?

The pre-emptive right-wing complaining about "voter fraud" has suddenly stopped. So my guess is lots.

Wait, wait, wait... he won so there was no fraud????

Correct!…the election process was remarkably and suddenly corrected last night about 9 ,pm.

It's a miracle !

He seemed fairly satisfied with capturing the popular vote, but you can just tell he wants 100% like his buddy in North Korea next time.

[blueviper]

Shits global, baby. Leader of the free world and all that. Putin is certainly paying lots and lots of attention. Wonder how many votes he (vicariously) cast?

The pre-emptive right-wing complaining about "voter fraud" has suddenly stopped. So my guess is lots.

Wait, wait, wait... he won so there was no fraud????

Correct!…the election process was remarkably and suddenly corrected last night about 9 ,pm.

It's a miracle !

He seemed fairly satisfied with capturing the popular vote, but you can just tell he wants 100% like his buddy in North Korea next time.

I see what you did there.

[Bi_3]

When even Matty Y gets it, it should be obvious. Should. Getting the blue team back to this message would actually MAGA.

From his tweet: https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/1854334397157384421

[BurtReynolds]

10. Presidential primary fights are good, actually, and do not weaken the eventual nominee.

[96583UP]

this all makes sense to me

i just wish there was a better candidate fir the GOP that wasnt a convicted rapist and terrible role model for interpersonal relations and emotional intelligence

we’re ruining a whole generation of white males in this country that look up to this guy

they are gonna need elon’s robot army because they will be too focused on arguing with each other rather than working together to build and fix things

[wease]

Shits global, baby. Leader of the free world and all that. Putin is certainly paying lots and lots of attention. Wonder how many votes he (vicariously) cast?

The pre-emptive right-wing complaining about "voter fraud" has suddenly stopped. So my guess is lots.

Wait, wait, wait... he won so there was no fraud????

Correct!…the election process was remarkably and suddenly corrected last night about 9 ,pm.

It's a miracle !

He seemed fairly satisfied with capturing the popular vote, but you can just tell he wants 100% like his buddy in North Korea next time.

I see what you did there.

If he’s still alive, it WILL happen.

[blueviper]

Shits global, baby. Leader of the free world and all that. Putin is certainly paying lots and lots of attention. Wonder how many votes he (vicariously) cast?

The pre-emptive right-wing complaining about "voter fraud" has suddenly stopped. So my guess is lots.

Wait, wait, wait... he won so there was no fraud????

Correct!…the election process was remarkably and suddenly corrected last night about 9 ,pm.

It's a miracle !

He seemed fairly satisfied with capturing the popular vote, but you can just tell he wants 100% like his buddy in North Korea next time.

I see what you did there.

If he’s still alive, it WILL happen.

You think there is a high possibility he'll look at trying to get a Presidential 3rd term on the books?

[wease]

Shits global, baby. Leader of the free world and all that. Putin is certainly paying lots and lots of attention. Wonder how many votes he (vicariously) cast?

The pre-emptive right-wing complaining about "voter fraud" has suddenly stopped. So my guess is lots.

Wait, wait, wait... he won so there was no fraud????

Correct!…the election process was remarkably and suddenly corrected last night about 9 ,pm.

It's a miracle !

He seemed fairly satisfied with capturing the popular vote, but you can just tell he wants 100% like his buddy in North Korea next time.

I see what you did there.

If he’s still alive, it WILL happen.

You think there is a high possibility he'll look at trying to get a Presidential 3rd term on the books?

I think it’s an absolute guarantee. When has something being against the law EVER stopped him from doing anything? Presidents aren’t supposed to profit from being in office. Trump says “fuck that” and nothing happens. He leaves office and takes mounds of super classified paperwork with him. “Fuck you” says Trump and nothing happens to him. No matter what he’s supposed to NOT be allowed to do, he does it anyway and still comes out a winner. Who or what is gonna stop him from running again when the time comes?

Now, hopefully he’ll be dead before he’s given the opportunity but, you never know.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I don't think he'll try and change the law, as that would open up the possibility of Obama running again, and I'm not sure he wants that. If anything, he'll just try to stay in office past his term. Which is worse because then democracy has absolutely failed at that point.

[tragabigzanda]

FUCK ICE

[BurtReynolds]

These Biden revenge memes are my favorite going around at the moment.

[wease]

I don't think he'll try and change the law, as that would open up the possibility of Obama running again, and I'm not sure he wants that. If anything, he'll just try to stay in office past his term. Which is worse because then democracy has absolutely failed at that point.

I don’t think he will either. I think he’ll say fuck you, I’m running anyway.

[BurtReynolds]

Term limits for president are in the Constitution, right? That might be a hard one to get by...but he'll probably think of something.

[wease]

Term limits for president are in the Constitution, right? That might be a hard one to get by...but he'll probably think of something.

That’s what I’m saying. He won’t care. His whole life is breaking rules and not being held accountable. Why would it change with this one thing? He’ll simply run and say “try to stop me.” And no one will.

[tree_]

He won't think of anything but that Miller brat probably will

[wease]

You’d think the texts would’ve stopped by now…

[Bi_3]

Term limits for president are in the Constitution, right? That might be a hard one to get by...but he'll probably think of something.

He'll release some monkeys from a lab in South Carolina unleashing another pandemic so that his rival does not take office under the guide of a "national emergency"

[B]

Term limits for president are in the Constitution, right? That might be a hard one to get by...but he'll probably think of something.

He'll release some monkeys from a lab in South Carolina unleashing another pandemic so that his rival does not take office under the guide of a "national emergency"

His lawyers will come up with a comically stupid legal argument, all lawyers will laugh at how stupid it is, and the Supreme Court will sign off on it.

As a bonus, Republicans will act like that was always the prevailing legal argument.

[BurtReynolds]

God i hope he doesn't do anything and is just a regular president. Not because that's the law, but because it will be so fucking funny to come back and look at all the hysterical reactions out there right now. To be honest i have no idea what he'll do. He's a wild card. But again, it will be very funny.

[96583UP]

haha that would be great if he instead went full-normie this time around