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You are a Consumer
That is all you are to them: Consumer
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Re: You are a Consumer
I would like to purchase some ice cream today.
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Have you been a good boy?BurtReynolds wrote:I would like to purchase some ice cream today.
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i am a consumer
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Re: You are a Consumer
how i long to be a producer
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I was looking of a place to continue this discussion
We are consumers and the system has closed in on us. It feels hopeless as one drives down any street and sees big box after big box sirens singing to us to buy something. Small mom and pops are more expensive, but it feels good to support them. Every once in a while I'll find a business that is worth supporting, love them for a while, then mourn them when they inevitably die.
Think about what would happen if collectively we all bought less and made our saved dollars count by keeping them in the local economy. Is that even possible or practical anymore? We only have ourselves to blame for all the beige.
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We are consumers and the system has closed in on us. It feels hopeless as one drives down any street and sees big box after big box sirens singing to us to buy something. Small mom and pops are more expensive, but it feels good to support them. Every once in a while I'll find a business that is worth supporting, love them for a while, then mourn them when they inevitably die.
Think about what would happen if collectively we all bought less and made our saved dollars count by keeping them in the local economy. Is that even possible or practical anymore? We only have ourselves to blame for all the beige.
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and it all shall fall by the grace of the people and
and it all shall fall by the grace of the people and
and it all shall fall
and it all shall fall
and it all shall fall
and it all shall fall
and it all shall fall by the grace of the people and
and it all shall fall
and it all shall fall
and it all shall fall
and it all shall fall
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It was interesting talking to Australian parents during the lead up to Halloween. It’s really only started to catch on here the last 5-10 years, but several folks said they’d still be avoiding it as it’s wasteful. The costumes, the decor, it all gets tossed out. A few kids ended up wearing costumes to kinder, but overall, the message from the school was to downplay it.
I’ve never been a big Halloween person - though I can’t deny it’s been fun with a kid the last few years - but I found the take on frivolous waste and the consumerism of the holiday refreshing from what I’m used to in the US, where the holiday is so entrenched in the culture.
That being said for Australia, plentiful Xmas crap has been in stores for weeks now. It may be worse here in that respect since there’s no Thanksgiving holiday to slow any rolls.
I’ve never been a big Halloween person - though I can’t deny it’s been fun with a kid the last few years - but I found the take on frivolous waste and the consumerism of the holiday refreshing from what I’m used to in the US, where the holiday is so entrenched in the culture.
That being said for Australia, plentiful Xmas crap has been in stores for weeks now. It may be worse here in that respect since there’s no Thanksgiving holiday to slow any rolls.
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i wonder what percent halloween candy is just thrown away
has to be like 90%
has to be like 90%
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Screw the Halloween haters. You're not thinking creatively enough about the anti-consumer potential. Kids need Halloween.
The costume element is my wife's time to shine. She loves flexing her theater chops making our son's costume every year. He's always the only one with a hand made costume, and for now he loves it. I do worry as he gets older whether or not he'll get self conscious being the only kid not in the flavor of the year costume bought on Amazon, but then I think that when he gets a lot older he'll fondly remember his mama's DIY pride and ethics as a Halloween tradition.
As for the candy...melt it all together and mold it into an easter bunny. Freeze it for springtime and stick it to the sugar mongers. You come to me with consumer problems, I give you solutions.
The costume element is my wife's time to shine. She loves flexing her theater chops making our son's costume every year. He's always the only one with a hand made costume, and for now he loves it. I do worry as he gets older whether or not he'll get self conscious being the only kid not in the flavor of the year costume bought on Amazon, but then I think that when he gets a lot older he'll fondly remember his mama's DIY pride and ethics as a Halloween tradition.
As for the candy...melt it all together and mold it into an easter bunny. Freeze it for springtime and stick it to the sugar mongers. You come to me with consumer problems, I give you solutions.
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what if the candy has AIDS
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Except they don’t. My kid, and thousands of other kids, were just fine here!washing machine wrote:Screw the Halloween haters. You're not thinking creatively enough about the anti-consumer potential. Kids need Halloween.
The costume element is my wife's time to shine. She loves flexing her theater chops making our son's costume every year. He's always the only one with a hand made costume, and for now he loves it. I do worry as he gets older whether or not he'll get self conscious being the only kid not in the flavor of the year costume bought on Amazon, but then I think that when he gets a lot older he'll fondly remember his mama's DIY pride and ethics as a Halloween tradition.
As for the candy...melt it all together and mold it into an easter bunny. Freeze it for springtime and stick it to the sugar mongers. You come to me with consumer problems, I give you solutions.
But it is cool your wife does DIY costumes. What do you do with them afterwards?
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Feels like people barely trick-or-treat anymore.
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And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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This is RM so *lobbies for thread title change to You are a white cis male heterosexual American gen x consumer”
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Maybe nothing is subtracted in a childhood without Halloween, but something is added when it's there. So cool to see kids in the neighborhood come together and run around.spike wrote:Except they don’t. My kid, and thousands of other kids, were just fine here!washing machine wrote:Screw the Halloween haters. You're not thinking creatively enough about the anti-consumer potential. Kids need Halloween.
The costume element is my wife's time to shine. She loves flexing her theater chops making our son's costume every year. He's always the only one with a hand made costume, and for now he loves it. I do worry as he gets older whether or not he'll get self conscious being the only kid not in the flavor of the year costume bought on Amazon, but then I think that when he gets a lot older he'll fondly remember his mama's DIY pride and ethics as a Halloween tradition.
As for the candy...melt it all together and mold it into an easter bunny. Freeze it for springtime and stick it to the sugar mongers. You come to me with consumer problems, I give you solutions.
But it is cool your wife does DIY costumes. What do you do with them afterwards?
The costumes go into the old costume inventory afterwards. When his friends come over they'll sometimes put them on and run around in the backyard. They're mostly paper maiche backpacks made into turtle and snail shells, some headgear, and some tie dye sweaters
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i can't believe BIG PUMPKIN has gotten to reid so effectively. i blame his theater kid wife; i bet she used to work shifts at the town haunted house.
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Orange you glad there's no Bluey Halloween episodes?
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halloween is 365 now anyway. half the kids come to school in costumes every day.