Let's make the Ultimate PJ Album: TRACK 1

General Pearl Jam discussion.

Best track 1

Poll ended at Thu November 14, 2024 3:52 am

Once
2
5%
Go
7
18%
Last Exit
5
13%
Sometimes
1
3%
Brain of J.
3
8%
Breakerfall
0
No votes
Can’t Keep
13
34%
Life Wasted
5
13%
Gonna See My Friend
0
No votes
Getaway
0
No votes
Who Ever Said
1
3%
Scared of Fear
1
3%
 
Total votes: 38

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How can you be a strategist, when you start the album off so weak?
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Ello Sailor wrote:Bammer's thread has the songs listed, which is much better for the strategists among us.

Get your shit together, Jorge.
You gotta do the work.

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Anders wrote:How can you be a strategist, when you start the album off so weak?
Hey dumbass, if we pick "Go", then the rest of Vs. is off the table!

We're not picking best in slot, we're picking in a way that avoids being left with nothing but shitty songs that only Stip enjoys!
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Ello Sailor wrote:
Anders wrote:How can you be a strategist, when you start the album off so weak?
Hey dumbass, if we pick "Go", then the rest of Vs. is off the table!

We're not picking best in slot, we're picking in a way that avoids being left with nothing but shitty songs that only Stip enjoys!
but go is the best song on that album! what are you holding out for, dissident or leash?
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Animal should be the Vs song.
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DOTC better get 3rd.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:
Anders wrote:How can you be a strategist, when you start the album off so weak?
Hey dumbass, if we pick "Go", then the rest of Vs. is off the table!

We're not picking best in slot, we're picking in a way that avoids being left with nothing but shitty songs that only Stip enjoys!
but go is the best song on that album! what are you holding out for, dissident or leash?
Jesus Christ, you missed the point entirely.

Please join the non-strategist group, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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This is what Jorge wanted. He wanted dumbasses to ruin it for the strategists, and for all hell to break loose.

Jorge is a sociopath.
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pearl jam sucks now
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Go is such a low IQ song. We are going to vote in well it is beautiful well your not allowed to call a song beautiful, but it is Can't Keep will bring stability to Pearl Jam's greatest album. Can't Keep made Pearl Jam great again and it will again.

Now look and another thing. Hold on! I'm being serious thing that should Go is Go on me. Come on man don't go on me.
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Ello Sailor wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:
Anders wrote:How can you be a strategist, when you start the album off so weak?
Hey dumbass, if we pick "Go", then the rest of Vs. is off the table!

We're not picking best in slot, we're picking in a way that avoids being left with nothing but shitty songs that only Stip enjoys!
but go is the best song on that album! what are you holding out for, dissident or leash?
Jesus Christ, you missed the point entirely.

Please join the non-strategist group, and may God have mercy on your soul.
let me ask it again, but a different (read: dumber) way:

what are you strategically holding out for, dissident or leash?
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tragabigzanda wrote:then we don’t get Fixer for BS
Good. Idiot!
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Tj wrote:Go is such a low IQ song. We are going to vote in well it is beautiful well your not allowed to call a song beautiful, but it is Can't Keep will bring stability to Pearl Jam's greatest album. Can't Keep made Pearl Jam great again and it will again.

Now look and another thing. Hold on! I'm being serious thing that should Go is Go on me. Come on man don't go on me.
So all of the songs have to be “smart”? That’s actually dumb
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Tj wrote:Go is such a low IQ song.
This implies the existence of high IQ Pearl Jam songs, which is equal parts hilarious and stupid. Idiot!
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:What a nightmare
Pearl Jam fans are the worst.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:
Anders wrote:How can you be a strategist, when you start the album off so weak?
Hey dumbass, if we pick "Go", then the rest of Vs. is off the table!

We're not picking best in slot, we're picking in a way that avoids being left with nothing but shitty songs that only Stip enjoys!
but go is the best song on that album! what are you holding out for, dissident or leash?
Ding ding ding!
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Ello Sailor wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:
Anders wrote:How can you be a strategist, when you start the album off so weak?
Hey dumbass, if we pick "Go", then the rest of Vs. is off the table!

We're not picking best in slot, we're picking in a way that avoids being left with nothing but shitty songs that only Stip enjoys!
but go is the best song on that album! what are you holding out for, dissident or leash?
Jesus Christ, you missed the point entirely.

Please join the non-strategist group, and may God have mercy on your soul.
He didn’t miss the point at all. You’re wanting to keep Vs in for what song exactly if not Go? Rats?
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Leatherhead wrote:Animal should be the Vs song.
Either this or Daughter…

But if it’s Daughter, then we don’t get Fixer for BS. In which case we’re looking to Johnny Guitar, which I can live with.
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wease wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Leatherhead wrote:Animal should be the Vs song.
Either this or Daughter…

But if it’s Daughter, then we don’t get Fixer for BS. In which case we’re looking to Johnny Guitar, which I can live with.
Johnny Guitar fucking rules
agreed. the problem is that it's going to up against tremor christ or cropduster.
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