The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[BurtReynolds]

Interesting topic. Shit writer.

[LoathedVermin72]

Not sure about making a fictionalized movie out of it but it’s certainly a wild story, the book Number Go Up is very entertaining

[E.H. Ruddock]

Hey LV, just did my annual “Google to see if there is any news about Empires of the Deep” but got nothing

[LoathedVermin72]

Hey LV, just did my annual “Google to see if there is any news about Empires of the Deep” but got nothing

I know, I checked a few months ago too

[E.H. Ruddock]

Who’s excited for Red One?

[Rangi Guy]

Who’s excited for Red One?

Apparently my sister

[Ello Sailor]

Weird cast. J.K Simmons is amazing while The Rock absolutely sucks. Chris Evans is also there.

Maybe I'll watch it if Ruddo gives it a glowing review.

[Stickman]

[tommy]

Cool trailer, showing the whole movie will save people from watching another mediocre Netflix movie.

[LoathedVermin72]

Not watching the trailer because I’m already sold. Jaume Collet-Serra doing a nighttime, airport-based thriller gets a big hell yeah from me. Happy he’s back; keep him away from Disney and superheroes, please.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Ello Sailor]

Eh. The hate-boner for Netflix is weird. Some of their stuff is fine. Why would you expect more?

[tommy]

Eh. The hate-boner for Netflix is weird. Some of their stuff is fine. Why would you expect more?

I just don't respect movies that don't come out in the theater. They've got that straight to video stink.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Eh. The hate-boner for Netflix is weird. Some of their stuff is fine. Why would you expect more?

I just don't respect movies that don't come out in the theater. They've got that straight to video stink.

This is a weird take. Not every movie that goes to the theater is good. Many of them should have been straight to video

[tommy]

Eh. The hate-boner for Netflix is weird. Some of their stuff is fine. Why would you expect more?

I just don't respect movies that don't come out in the theater. They've got that straight to video stink.

This is a weird take. Not every movie that goes to the theater is good. Many of them should have been straight to video

I don't respect all movies that come out in the theater, but it is a prerequisite.

[Ello Sailor]

Yeah Tommy is dumb as hell. Paint fumes.

[tommy]

Yeah Tommy is dumb as hell. Paint fumes.

What's got your vagina all sandy today, soma?

[Ello Sailor]

[BurtReynolds]

Eh. The hate-boner for Netflix is weird. Some of their stuff is fine. Why would you expect more?

I just don't respect movies that don't come out in the theater. They've got that straight to video stink.

This is a weird take. Not every movie that goes to the theater is good. Many of them should have been straight to video

How the fuck did you get that from what he said?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Eh. The hate-boner for Netflix is weird. Some of their stuff is fine. Why would you expect more?

I just don't respect movies that don't come out in the theater. They've got that straight to video stink.

This is a weird take. Not every movie that goes to the theater is good. Many of them should have been straight to video

How the fuck did you get that from what he said?

Here we go