The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[tommy]

Eh. The hate-boner for Netflix is weird. Some of their stuff is fine. Why would you expect more?

I just don't respect movies that don't come out in the theater. They've got that straight to video stink.

This is a weird take. Not every movie that goes to the theater is good. Many of them should have been straight to video

How the fuck did you get that from what he said?

Here we go

You've managed to anger Burt and Soma this morning - you could be in real trouble

[E.H. Ruddock]

Eh. The hate-boner for Netflix is weird. Some of their stuff is fine. Why would you expect more?

I just don't respect movies that don't come out in the theater. They've got that straight to video stink.

This is a weird take. Not every movie that goes to the theater is good. Many of them should have been straight to video

How the fuck did you get that from what he said?

Here we go

You've managed to anger Burt and Soma this morning - you could be in real trouble

Who

[VinylGuy]

HAHA THEY ARE A MARRIED COUPLE BUT USED TO BE IN CIA!!! THEIR KIDS DONT KNOW IT!!

omg, this is going to be hilaaarious!! look at the chemistry between Diaz and Foxx!

[Ello Sailor]

I like Foxx. Diaz has always sucked.

[BurtReynolds]

oh man those old timers still got it!

[epilogue]

I like Foxx. Diaz has always sucked.

Both of them are really ungood at their jobs

[Ello Sailor]

Foxx has been in some amazing movies and usually delivers a solid performance. To put him in the same basket as Diaz is terribly unfair.

[Ello Sailor]

Also, anyone who does a near-perfect Mike Tyson AND Quentin Tarantino impression gets bonus points with me. He's pretty funny!

[VinylGuy]

I imagine a sequence were they are both out and they need to call their daughter to tell her to go to bed or something while they fight the bad guys

[VinylGuy]

Ok guys, yes i wrote the movie

[tommy]

Oh wow, another dogshit Netflix movie. What a surprise.

[Ello Sailor]

Damn, got Netflix's ass.

[Stickman]

[tommy]

I really thought Richard Gere was dead

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Stickman]

[Stickman]

If youve got some time to kill

[Buby]

A24's Parthenope looks interesting.

[Stickman]

Saw this last night. Really good.