I want you inside me

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Sometimes you walk past a store and something delicious in the front window catches your eye and you instantly think: I want you inside me

this is the thread for talking things that we want inside us
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I am a sucker for fresh-baked bread
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I was driving from Austin to Dallas with a couple buddies one time, and as we drove by a field with cattle in it, one of them looked out and said “you look yummy.”
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He might have said “you look delicious” actually. This was back in 2013.
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he wanted to stuff that big texas beef inside of him
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I thought this thread was going to be about turducken.
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spike wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about turducken.
It still can be.
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I thought he was reaching out to The Lord.
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Burt trending towards bible banger is my most anticipated RM development of 2025.
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Jesus is inside me already
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spike wrote:Burt trending towards bible banger is my most anticipated RM development of 2025.
>gays/minorities bad
>women bad unless adequately obedient
>delusion is chill
>impossible feats galore

How is he not already a pastor?
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Ello Sailor wrote:
spike wrote:Burt trending towards bible banger is my most anticipated RM development of 2025.
>gays/minorities bad
>women bad unless adequately obedient
>delusion is chill
>impossible feats galore

How is he not already a pastor?
You should spend less time thinking about me and more time getting right with Jesus.
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original Jesus was cool

that guy was basically The Dude

all this other shit that people made up afterward can go in the waste bin
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I'm gonna say Dippin' Dots

belong on this list

Cotton Candy

when I see them

I want them inside me
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96583UP wrote:original Jesus was cool

that guy was basically The Dude

all this other shit that people made up afterward can go in the waste bin
Agreed. Except the Crusades were awesome.
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a pizza place with good-looking slices in the window definitely makes this list
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BurtReynolds wrote:
96583UP wrote:original Jesus was cool

that guy was basically The Dude

all this other shit that people made up afterward can go in the waste bin
Agreed. Except the Crusades were awesome.
the Children's Crusade was the most provocative

what could inflict more fear than suddenly being immersed in a sea of thousands of children

terrifying
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i am a total sucker for a big hot pretzel w salt
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96583UP wrote:i am a total sucker for a big hot pretzel w salt
those have never appealed to me
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