I’m a m-diddly-urderer

[96583UP]

RIP Frank

and may your new neighbors be quiet, evening party-free, non-construction-oriented, non-smokers

[Bammer]

So many other existing threads this could have gone in, but noooooo, chris is all like LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!

[96583UP]

chris likes to claim an MDK

first his disabled neighbor

now his 89-year old closet strangler neighbor

[96583UP]

the memorial service will be held via motorini motorcade in piazza del popolo

[Dev]

A fire engine and ambulance headed down our street. I said “please stop next door. Please stop next door.”

This is fucked up hahaha

I feel like this is extremely relatable

[Jorge]

I cannot relate to that

[doug rr]

you should buy his place so no one else can..turn it into a well maintained grassy area with park benches..call it Chrisleyville

[wease]

Make it into a compound.

[Dev]

I cannot relate to that

#niceguy

[Dev]

I wish death on someone new like everyday. We all have these thoughts. Especially me.

[Jorge]

Dont get me wrong I've wished death on people before but like, people who have seriously harmed me or my loved ones, or like super powerful evil people. Not some poor old man with poor lawn maintenance

[The Argonaut]

I turned right with the green light the other day and a guy coming the opposite way turned left at the same time then honked at me and sped in front me nearly knocking me into a wall. Then he flicked his cigarette out his window backwards at me after I honked at him. I wished a one-car-accident death upon him

[Jorge]

That makes sense., He could've killed you!

Ultimately who cares, wishing death on someone doesn't actually do anything so it's fine

[Ello Sailor]

Dont get me wrong I've wished death on people before but like, people who have seriously harmed me or my loved ones, or like super powerful evil people. Not some poor old man with poor lawn maintenance

Alright now imagine he told your cat to fuck off and flipped it the bird for no reason. That guy dies for sure.

#catdad

[spike]

Gonna be honest, kinda glad I live much further away from Chris after this.

[96583UP]

i might do a J in Chrisleyville

[doug rr]

i might do a J in Chrisleyville

I'll join you

[Dev]

Ultimately who cares, wishing death on someone doesn't actually do anything so it's fine

thanks for coming around............

[epilogue]

Ultimately who cares, wishing death on someone doesn't actually do anything so it's fine

Exactly. If it did, me and my wife would be have left long ago.

[Dev]

Ultimately who cares, wishing death on someone doesn't actually do anything so it's fine

Exactly. If it did, me and my wife would be have left long ago.

Now that I find hard to imagine. Who would ever wish death on you and the pig?