I’m a m-diddly-urderer

[BurtReynolds]

can't relate. I love everyone.

[Dev]

can't relate. I love everyone.

What about the libs?

[Chris_H_2]

First, I love how Mr. Self-Righteous Jorge continually neglects the other things that make dead Frank a dick.

Second, the lesson in this is, I obviously have some sort of super power and now Frank the dick is dead.

You’ve all been warned.

[Dev]

First, I love how Mr. Self-Righteous Jorge continually neglects the other things that make dead Frank a dick.

I was almost gonna post this. Having that kind of presence next door can truly be upsetting. Like I remember a neighbor who keyed my exes car because her running machine was too loud. They were also at war with the people who lived below them. If they heard any noise from anyone they would blast their speakers. The ex was always on edge because of them.

[BurtReynolds]

can't relate. I love everyone.

What about the libs?

my political enemies are merely misguided fools. They should be pitied, especially because we are going to put them in camps.

[Dev]

can't relate. I love everyone.

What about the libs?

my political enemies are merely misguided fools. They should be pitied, especially because we are going to put them in camps.

Ur Hitler!

[Jorge]

First, I love how Mr. Self-Righteous Jorge continually neglects the other things that make dead Frank a dick.

This is what you shared:
- He never has his leaves raked
- He throws sticks into your yard
- He told your kids to fuck off
- You see him once every six weeks or so

Definitely a dick but it doesn't cross into "wishing someone dead" territory TO ME

[Chris_H_2]

First, I love how Mr. Self-Righteous Jorge continually neglects the other things that make dead Frank a dick.

This is what you shared:
- He never has his leaves raked
- He throws sticks into your yard
- He told your kids to fuck off
- You see him once every six weeks or so

Definitely a dick but it doesn't cross into "wishing someone dead" territory TO ME

The guy was 87. In anyone’s book, that’s near death. Hence the death wish. If he was 47, it would be a different story (of course I wouldn’t wish death in that instance).

Stop cherry picking to fit your narrative.

[Jorge]

What the fuck am I cherry picking, I just gave a detailed breakdown of what you shared about him

I also don't get "he was really old, which is why I wanted him to die" so maybe that's the disconnect

But who cares what I think! I have already absolved you of blame!

[Chris_H_2]

What the fuck am I cherry picking, I just gave a detailed breakdown of what you shared about him

I also don't get "he was really old, which is why I wanted him to die" so maybe that's the disconnect

But who cares what I think! I have already absolved you of blame!

You’re getting perilously close to my arbitrary line of when I exercise my super power. Tread lightly.

[Ello Sailor]

What the fuck am I cherry picking, I just gave a detailed breakdown of what you shared about him

I also don't get "he was really old, which is why I wanted him to die" so maybe that's the disconnect

But who cares what I think! I have already absolved you of blame!

You conveniently skipped the bird-flipping incident.

Christopher, you know what to do.

[spike]

First, I love how Mr. Self-Righteous Jorge continually neglects the other things that make dead Frank a dick.

This is what you shared:
- He never has his leaves raked
- He throws sticks into your yard
- He told your kids to fuck off
- You see him once every six weeks or so

Definitely a dick but it doesn't cross into "wishing someone dead" territory TO ME

The guy was 87. In anyone’s book, that’s near death. Hence the death wish. If he was 47, it would be a different story (of course I wouldn’t wish death in that instance).

Stop cherry picking to fit your narrative.

A life is a life, Chris.

[epilogue]

Ultimately who cares, wishing death on someone doesn't actually do anything so it's fine

Exactly. If it did, me and my wife would be have left long ago.

Now that I find hard to imagine. Who would ever wish death on you and the pig?

Only a true garbage person.

[Chris_H_2]

First, I love how Mr. Self-Righteous Jorge continually neglects the other things that make dead Frank a dick.

This is what you shared:
- He never has his leaves raked
- He throws sticks into your yard
- He told your kids to fuck off
- You see him once every six weeks or so

Definitely a dick but it doesn't cross into "wishing someone dead" territory TO ME

The guy was 87. In anyone’s book, that’s near death. Hence the death wish. If he was 47, it would be a different story (of course I wouldn’t wish death in that instance).

Stop cherry picking to fit your narrative.

A life is a life, Chris.

Sometimes the dick has a life of its own.

[96583UP]

i mean telling kids to fuck off is a big line crosser

leaves, whatever, sticks blah blah

swearing at children that are not your own?

into the oven you go

[Chris_H_2]

i mean telling kids to fuck off is a big line crosser

leaves, whatever, sticks blah blah

swearing at children that are not your own?

into the oven you go

I wonder if he’ll get a proper funeral.

[Peeps]

i mean telling kids to fuck off is a big line crosser

leaves, whatever, sticks blah blah

swearing at children that are not your own?

into the oven you go

I wonder if he’ll get a proper funeral.

you'll never know. it will be covered in leaves

im team chris all the way

[Bi_3]

RIP Frank

This is the darkest throwback reference in RM history.