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You guys see they're making a Robbie Williams biopic but instead of him being Robbie Williams, he's a monkey?

That's weird, right?

But that, somehow isn't the weirdest part to me. The weirdest part is that the movie is called... Better Man.
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epilogue wrote:You guys see they're making a Robbie Williams biopic but instead of him being Robbie Williams, he's a monkey?

That's weird, right?

But that, somehow isn't the weirdest part to me. The weirdest part is that the movie is called... Better Man.

They aren’t making one.

It’s in the cinema already.
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dimejinky99 wrote:
epilogue wrote:You guys see they're making a Robbie Williams biopic but instead of him being Robbie Williams, he's a monkey?

That's weird, right?

But that, somehow isn't the weirdest part to me. The weirdest part is that the movie is called... Better Man.

They aren’t making one.

It’s in the cinema already.

People are saying it's the new Kneecap
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tommy wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
epilogue wrote:You guys see they're making a Robbie Williams biopic but instead of him being Robbie Williams, he's a monkey?

That's weird, right?

But that, somehow isn't the weirdest part to me. The weirdest part is that the movie is called... Better Man.

They aren’t making one.

It’s in the cinema already.

People are saying it's the new Kneecap
:lol:
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Sin mar a cuid a deanamh

That’s how you do it.
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epilogue wrote:
tommy wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
epilogue wrote:You guys see they're making a Robbie Williams biopic but instead of him being Robbie Williams, he's a monkey?

That's weird, right?

But that, somehow isn't the weirdest part to me. The weirdest part is that the movie is called... Better Man.

They aren’t making one.

It’s in the cinema already.

Guy in a mask. We’ll make millions

People are saying it's the new Kneecap
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Another Karate Kid movie
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blueviper wrote:Another Karate Kid movie
A follow-up to Cobra Kai, I guess. With Chan and Macchio. Hmm. Ming Na is in it so I’ll probably see it.
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Don’t mess with the best you’ll get your head in a mess
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Is it nominated for best picture or something? “Don’t mess with the best” kind of implies that.
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It hasn't gotten any Oscar nominations yet because those haven't been announced. It's on the shortlist for Best International Feature, though. And I really hope it gets the nomination.
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Haha so it hasn’t been nominated for anything by The Academy. Classic dime.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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WOW!

My buddy Jared Leto will play Skeletor in the new Masters Of The Universe movie!!

YEAH :bammer: :bammer:
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oh he sucks
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As a person, maybe. Well, definitely. But he has had some great performances.
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Ello Sailor wrote:As a person, maybe. Well, definitely. But he has had some great performances.
Yes. Leto as Skeletor sounds hilarious.
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Ello Sailor wrote:As a person, maybe. Well, definitely. But he has had some great performances.
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I would say the same to you if you didn't have neckbeard + 3 chin padding and busted up, lunch lady arms.
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