I've gotta take a sh*t
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spike
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Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Apparently Portuguese chicken has the same diarrheal effects as KFC.
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Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
noted.spike wrote:Apparently Portuguese chicken has the same diarrheal effects as KFC.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
I’ve been backed up, so it was a welcome development.dad wrote:noted.spike wrote:Apparently Portuguese chicken has the same diarrheal effects as KFC.
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Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
i had a semi-solid poop today but still nowhere back to normal
i made friends with salad at lunch and am hopeful for some solidity tomorrow
i made friends with salad at lunch and am hopeful for some solidity tomorrow
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Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
jfc round three
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I'd give up shitting forever if only Coach would post in this thread once. It's the only thing I want so much.
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Coach is too busy running train on the yoga instructor
we and our poops are no longer necessary
we and our poops are no longer necessary
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Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
You make it sound like he has betrayed us
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96583UP
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he kind of has
we were a team
team poop
but then one day he went out for a pack of smokes
and never came back to poop
we were a team
team poop
but then one day he went out for a pack of smokes
and never came back to poop
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Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Which is weird, because cigarettes can help bring the feces.
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96583UP
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yes even more offensive
because he clearly decided to poop elsewhere
unless he has simply been backed up all this time
in which case he likely badly needs our help
and we need to amass an RM poop dream team and a trusty cruiser to drive cross country in search of him
because he clearly decided to poop elsewhere
unless he has simply been backed up all this time
in which case he likely badly needs our help
and we need to amass an RM poop dream team and a trusty cruiser to drive cross country in search of him
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burt, we're going to need you to drive
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I was hoping this thread's meteoric rise would draw in the OG Pooplord, Snatch.
The beacon is lit. The pants hath been shit. Please come home.
The beacon is lit. The pants hath been shit. Please come home.
LoathedVermin72 wrote:soulseek 4 lyfe
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Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
that guy has three square meals of beer a day and is probably dead
rip
rip
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I have always hated when people talk about their bowel movements. Very often the stupidest people in my opinion.
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Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
You sound constipated.
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Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
I didn't poop from Sunday through Wednesday, but didn't really feel all that backed up. It was strange.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Would you let a hot babe fart on your chest?Dev wrote:I have always hated when people talk about their bowel movements. Very often the stupidest people in my opinion.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait