I've gotta take a sh*t

daft twat · Post by **daft twat** » Mon December 23, 2024 4:49 am

For a staff ice breaker, the question was, “Would you rather be able to be invisible or teleport anywhere?” I said it wasn’t even a choice worthy of being asked. If my teleportation was limited to just my home bathroom and back, it would beat every super power imaginable for me.

spike · Post by **spike** » Mon December 23, 2024 5:01 am

But wouldn’t being able to invisibly come and go alleviate any hangs up you have about destroying any non home bathroom?

Post by **96583UP** » Mon December 23, 2024 3:00 pm

Jorge wrote:I was at an old friend's house for lunch and the meal was delicious but immediately after we were done eating I felt a wave of nausea coming over me and this intense need to use the toilet. I started sweating too. Everyone else seemed normal so it must've been a me thing. Excused myself to the guest bathroom where I tried to compose myself but I knew I couldn't poop because everyone would hear and it would be awful. I ended up leaving abruptly with some excuse about needing to record a podcast (??? first thing I could think of) and it was a blast of liquid diarrhea. This had never happened to me before, at least so intensely or suddenly

where did you diarrhea?

Post by **Jorge** » Mon December 23, 2024 3:02 pm

At home, thank god

dad · Post by **dad** » Mon December 23, 2024 3:04 pm

Jorge, is this your first time contributing to a poop thread here?

Post by **Jorge** » Mon December 23, 2024 3:05 pm

Well I started the original poop thread back in the old board but I'm not much of a poop sharer

Post by **96583UP** » Mon December 23, 2024 3:08 pm

Jorge wrote:At home, thank god

wow

how far aware from your home was the party?

did you have to super-clench and re-absorb the cacca back into your lower intestines in the meantime in order to survive the journey home?

Post by **Jorge** » Mon December 23, 2024 3:26 pm

It was a 10 minute uber ride back home. Yes I was holding on for dear life, it was awful

dad · Post by **dad** » Mon December 23, 2024 3:27 pm

My stomach has been a little angry with me since I woke up this morning. I don't think it's the rhea, but I've got something brewing. Hoping to poo soon.

Post by **96583UP** » Mon December 23, 2024 3:44 pm

Jorge wrote:It was a 10 minute uber ride back home. Yes I was holding on for dear life, it was awful

wow

that must have felt glorious when you finally dropped the payload

Post by **96583UP** » Mon December 23, 2024 3:44 pm

dad wrote:My stomach has been a little angry with me since I woke up this morning. I don't think it's the rhea, but I've got something brewing. Hoping to poo soon.

praying 4 u

Post by **Jorge** » Mon December 23, 2024 6:36 pm

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Mon December 23, 2024 7:08 pm

we ordered hot beef and pork soup noodles last night with some salt and pepper wings...I was up at 3 pooping and it was hot

dad · Post by **dad** » Mon December 23, 2024 7:17 pm

doug rr wrote:we ordered hot beef and pork soup noodles last night with some salt and pepper wings...I was up at 3 pooping and it was hot

did you get to choose a spice level, and if so, what was it?

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Mon December 23, 2024 7:24 pm

dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:we ordered hot beef and pork soup noodles last night with some salt and pepper wings...I was up at 3 pooping and it was hot
did you get to choose a spice level, and if so, what was it?

the pork was mild and the beef was hot...I started with the beef..still paying for it

tommy · Post by **tommy** » Mon December 23, 2024 7:25 pm

I drove out to the local mall today to do some Christmas shopping and almost immediately had to take a shit.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Mon December 23, 2024 7:28 pm

tommy wrote:I drove out to the local mall today to do some Christmas shopping and almost immediately had to take a shit.

what did you buy?

tommy · Post by **tommy** » Mon December 23, 2024 8:24 pm

doug rr wrote:
tommy wrote:I drove out to the local mall today to do some Christmas shopping and almost immediately had to take a shit.
what did you buy?

Some perfume for my Mom, a sweater for my sister and some candy stuffing stockers for my niece and nephew.

I'm home now and I'm finally taking that shit. Feels great - I may have to dabble in some more poop edging.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Mon December 23, 2024 8:26 pm

tommy wrote:
doug rr wrote:
tommy wrote:I drove out to the local mall today to do some Christmas shopping and almost immediately had to take a shit.
what did you buy?
Some perfume for my Mom, a sweater for my sister and some candy stuffing stockers for my niece and nephew.

I'm home now and I'm finally taking that shit. Feels great - I may have to dabble in some more poop edging.

how do you like your mom to smell?

tommy · Post by **tommy** » Mon December 23, 2024 8:35 pm

doug rr wrote:
tommy wrote:
doug rr wrote:
tommy wrote:I drove out to the local mall today to do some Christmas shopping and almost immediately had to take a shit.
what did you buy?
Some perfume for my Mom, a sweater for my sister and some candy stuffing stockers for my niece and nephew.

I'm home now and I'm finally taking that shit. Feels great - I may have to dabble in some more poop edging.
how do you like your mom to smell?

I find perfume, candles, incense... Etc to be really unpleasant, so I guess like nothing

Red Mosquito

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