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i'm not sure how i feel about a son buying a mom perfume as a gift.

actually, i think i do know how i feel.
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go on, Freud
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tommy wrote:
doug rr wrote:
tommy wrote:
doug rr wrote:
tommy wrote:I drove out to the local mall today to do some Christmas shopping and almost immediately had to take a shit.
what did you buy?
Some perfume for my Mom, a sweater for my sister and some candy stuffing stockers for my niece and nephew.

I'm home now and I'm finally taking that shit. Feels great - I may have to dabble in some more poop edging.
how do you like your mom to smell?
I find perfume, candles, incense... Etc to be really unpleasant, so I guess like nothing
Good thing you bought her some perfume.
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cheers to tommy for driving to a mall to buys gifts rather than just ordering online

feels like 1992 all over again

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analogue gift purchase experience
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i took a bike ride just before lunch which upon return resulted in a monster shit

feels great to get the crap out
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Chris_H_2 wrote:i'm not sure how i feel about a son buying a mom perfume as a gift.

actually, i think i do know how i feel.
Totally normal
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Chris wants to fuck his mom lmaoooo
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Ello Sailor wrote:Chris wants to fuck his mom lmaoooo
Well she did look after him growing up… like a babysitter might.
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Bet he's sucked on them titties and all. Filthy bastard hahaha
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you weirdos probably buy your moms lingerie too
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Equating perfume with lingerie is some sicko shit
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what kind of sexy scent do pick out?
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He’s a lawyer so he can afford all the therapy.
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ate bigly at an xmas party last night

three big craps already today

i think there is another in there too

merry xmas eve
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Merry Shitsmas everyone. Thanks for making this thread a rousing success.

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Merry Christmas Tommy!

Also, the hot giardiniera I had yesterday with my JP Graziano woke me up at 3:30 am. I’ll never learn.
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I've been crapping like a donkey. Hell yeah.
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two big ones this morning

then a smooth sailor in the afternoon

been eating a lot these few days

will need to slim down after the holidays

until then it's a poop renaissance
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monster boxing day dump this morning

just huge

all is well in the world
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