Talk about your day thread

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Okay but did she get the PS5?

she did!

May want to check it for prostitution stains

[dad]

Okay but did she get the PS5?

she did!

May want to check it for prostitution stains

like snail trails?

[wease]

check out this wild story my wife just texted me. A woman at her hospital was selling a ps5, bought but not used, and my wife had worked out a deal to buy it from her. This morning, after acquiring it from the woman, she texted me about the interaction.

"I got a text message about her (the seller) taking a covid/flu test and it being negative this morning. So, I knew she was working today. I asked Julia (the woman's boss) if she was sick, but she said she just had something going on in her personal life.

I texted her (the seller) and asked if she had still brought the PS5. She said she had, so I went down to see her right when I got to work. She was crying, so I asked what was going on. She said that her husband had taken their son (14) to Vegas but had left him alone, and they couldn't get ahold of her husband.

The woman said that she found some friends who lived in Vegas, and they were going to get the son.

When she finally got in touch with him, the husband said that some prostitutes lured him in....and stole $1200 after he couldn't be reached for over 12 hours.

and that this is the second time it has happened. The last time they (prostitutes) stole $2000.

I told her that prostitutes don't lure people in."

Happy New Year RM!

Holy shit!

imagine using the same excuse twice...

“Lured…” What a buffoon. Hope this girl wakes up. Not to mention he’s actually spent over $3000 on hookers. No wonder she’s having to sell the kids’ toys.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Unlikely to go outside today let's get it

[dad]

I don’t know if you should buy this PS5, dad

I had the same thought, but my wife had already pulled the trigger by that point.

she feels bad for this woman.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I don’t know if you should buy this PS5, dad

I had the same thought, but my wife had already pulled the trigger by that point.

she feels bad for this woman.

How much did she pay?

[dad]

I don’t know if you should buy this PS5, dad

I had the same thought, but my wife had already pulled the trigger by that point.

she feels bad for this woman.

How much did she pay?

$350

[Chris_H_2]

I told her that prostitutes don't lure people in."

Mrs Dad is the best.

Happy New Year to you both.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I don’t know if you should buy this PS5, dad

I had the same thought, but my wife had already pulled the trigger by that point.

she feels bad for this woman.

How much did she pay?

$350

[dad]

I told her that prostitutes don't lure people in."

Mrs Dad is the best.

Happy New Year to you both.

Happy New Year to you and yours, my man!

[lennytheweedwhacker]

[Rangi Guy]

Slept in a wee bit this morning. Will go get coffee in a bit.
The sun is out. Going to be a great 1st day of the year!

[wease]

Goddamn. Rangi is a time traveler, too.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Slept in a wee bit this morning. Will go get coffee in a bit.
The sun is out. Going to be a great 1st day of the year!

Praise Jesus

[Rangi Guy]

Slept in a wee bit this morning. Will go get coffee in a bit.
The sun is out. Going to be a great 1st day of the year!

Praise Jesus

I have been!

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Slept in a wee bit this morning. Will go get coffee in a bit.
The sun is out. Going to be a great 1st day of the year!

Praise Jesus

I have been!

Teach me how

[96583UP]

Congrats on being in 2025 already Rangi!

May you celebrate the new year by taking the life of a forest animal and consuming it's flesh honorably

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Rangi created the carnivore diet pass it on

[spike]

What happened to what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas?