I've gotta take a sh*t

[lennytheweedwhacker]

How was your poop today, Lenny?

A big ol' cow pie

[96583UP]

like a circular splat or a log

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Splat. Had to execute one plunge. God I hate plunging.

[spike]

Cool, a second shit.

This Wegovy drug backs me up something crazy.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Most of it seemed to disappear but had what felt like a solid log. A bit more wiping than I expected, but huzzah

[96583UP]

are you all beginning your morning with a yogurt

[spike]

trying to but keep forgetting to buy more when I run out.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

are you all beginning your morning with a yogurt

I had some Sunday, but cereal the last two days. I need more protein powder bruh

[96583UP]

dropped a few round bois this morning onto a nest that kind of just sat there

i could feel the heat radiating and opted out of a courtesy flush

instead content to sit on my eggs like a proud hen

feeling their warmth

[tommy]

dropped a few round bois this morning onto a nest that kind of just sat there

i could feel the heat radiating and opted out of a courtesy flush

instead content to sit on my eggs like a proud hen

feeling their warmth

What a beautiful thought.

[tommy]

Two shits this morning and I've only been awake for an hour and a half. It's going to be a big day!

[dad]

massive dookie. so relieved.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Very nice log this morning thank you oatmeal.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

massive dookie. so relieved.

Hell yeah now let's kick today in the nuts.

[dad]

massive dookie. so relieved.

Hell yeah now let's kick today in the nuts.

let's wait a bit in case i have more poo to drop.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

massive dookie. so relieved.

Hell yeah now let's kick today in the nuts.

let's wait a bit in case i have more poo to drop.

I'll kick you in the nuts and the poop will escape but wear a cup please to god wear a cup

[dad]

massive dookie. so relieved.

Hell yeah now let's kick today in the nuts.

let's wait a bit in case i have more poo to drop.

I'll kick you in the nuts and the poop will escape but wear a cup please to god wear a cup

this sounds risky, even with a cup.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

massive dookie. so relieved.

Hell yeah now let's kick today in the nuts.

let's wait a bit in case i have more poo to drop.

I'll kick you in the nuts and the poop will escape but wear a cup please to god wear a cup

this sounds risky, even with a cup.

I'm sick with a weak kick so let's just try

[dad]

I hope to return daily to this thread as I'll eat leftover black-eyed peas all week.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I hope to return daily to this thread as I'll eat leftover black-eyed peas all week.

Praying for you. Have you been backed up of late?

I'm going to eat Mexican in a bit. It usually does nothing to me doo doo wise, but at least it tastes great!