The Home Improvement Thread

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96583UP wrote:polaris pool cleaner drama

needed to cut the hose and order a new wall connector

i have no blue collar skillset

this is like hacking through the amazon jungle

parts arrive in 1-2 days

pray for me
i wound up solving this actually

felt dark there for a moment

but i fixed it

and now it is working fine (fingers crossed)
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Garage door motor humming, but won't open or close. I hope it ain't the dadgum motor because I don't know a dang thing about this sh*t.
Is torsion spring broke?
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blueviper wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Garage door motor humming, but won't open or close. I hope it ain't the dadgum motor because I don't know a dang thing about this sh*t.
Is torsion spring broke?
No clue. I just manually opened it to park in
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
blueviper wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Garage door motor humming, but won't open or close. I hope it ain't the dadgum motor because I don't know a dang thing about this sh*t.
Is torsion spring broke?
No clue. I just manually opened it to park in
did you back in?
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doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
blueviper wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Garage door motor humming, but won't open or close. I hope it ain't the dadgum motor because I don't know a dang thing about this sh*t.
Is torsion spring broke?
No clue. I just manually opened it to park in
did you back in?
Hell no
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Redid the deck with trex this year and added a privacy wall, railing lights, and a freestanding pergola with a new furniture set. Currently having my coffee outside in the 40 degree weather with the heat lamp on. One of the best investments I’ve made.
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Any of you players ever used the little wrench to unclog a garbage disposal? If that didn't and work and you had to replace it, did you do it yourself and was it difficult? Answer as if you're retarded.
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Half a day? Good lord. I'd give up by two hours.

I do have some other plumbing based things I may or may not be able to do. Very tempted to just call a plumber. This is my old house and I need to get it on the market.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Any of you players ever used the little wrench to unclog a garbage disposal? If that didn't and work and you had to replace it, did you do it yourself and was it difficult? Answer as if you're retarded.

It's pretty easy - I've done it a few times. Did you hit the reset button on the bottom of the unit? What does it sound like when you turn it on? Did you feel any tension release when you turned the allen wrench?
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I’ve not done a disposal, but I replaced a bathroom sink once. What sucked the most was the small space and tough angles, I was sore af the next day. Just pay a guy.
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Just call a plumber lenny
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tommy wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Any of you players ever used the little wrench to unclog a garbage disposal? If that didn't and work and you had to replace it, did you do it yourself and was it difficult? Answer as if you're retarded.

It's pretty easy - I've done it a few times. Did you hit the reset button on the bottom of the unit? What does it sound like when you turn it on? Did you feel any tension release when you turned the allen wrench?
I haven't used the correct type wrench yet. I know I tried with a generic allen wrench years ago. I may not have done it correctly, so I just let it go since I didn't really care about having one.

It just makes a whirring sound, so it's not the motor right? I didn't use it a ton, but I think I may have let some grease in there that hardened. Not sure if that would completely lock it up.

I really am godawful at this type stuff and have put off diving in. I know I should give this and the other stuff one more legit go at it, but a plumber really may be worth it mentally.
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bart wrote:Just call a plumber lenny
That's my boy. Even with shingles you really get it.
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spike wrote:I’ve not done a disposal, but I replaced a bathroom sink once. What sucked the most was the small space and tough angles, I was sore af the next day. Just pay a guy.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tommy wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Any of you players ever used the little wrench to unclog a garbage disposal? If that didn't and work and you had to replace it, did you do it yourself and was it difficult? Answer as if you're retarded.

It's pretty easy - I've done it a few times. Did you hit the reset button on the bottom of the unit? What does it sound like when you turn it on? Did you feel any tension release when you turned the allen wrench?
I haven't used the correct type wrench yet. I know I tried with a generic allen wrench years ago. I may not have done it correctly, so I just let it go since I didn't really care about having one.

It just makes a whirring sound, so it's not the motor right? I didn't use it a ton, but I think I may have let some grease in there that hardened. Not sure if that would completely lock it up.

I really am godawful at this type stuff and have put off diving in. I know I should give this and the other stuff one more legit go at it, but a plumber really may be worth it mentally.

Get a set of allen wrenches and give it one more go. Are you really going to feel good about paying a guy to come in and do 30 second's work?
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tommy wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tommy wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Any of you players ever used the little wrench to unclog a garbage disposal? If that didn't and work and you had to replace it, did you do it yourself and was it difficult? Answer as if you're retarded.

It's pretty easy - I've done it a few times. Did you hit the reset button on the bottom of the unit? What does it sound like when you turn it on? Did you feel any tension release when you turned the allen wrench?
I haven't used the correct type wrench yet. I know I tried with a generic allen wrench years ago. I may not have done it correctly, so I just let it go since I didn't really care about having one.

It just makes a whirring sound, so it's not the motor right? I didn't use it a ton, but I think I may have let some grease in there that hardened. Not sure if that would completely lock it up.

I really am godawful at this type stuff and have put off diving in. I know I should give this and the other stuff one more legit go at it, but a plumber really may be worth it mentally.

Get a set of allen wrenches and give it one more go. Are you really going to feel good about paying a guy to come in and do 30 second's work?
I meant to add that i'm going to borrow someone's wrench that's made for this purpose.

If that's all I needed doing - probably not. But I have some other bathtub and sink leaks, toilet installation (I can probably do this with someone's help but part of me is all like if I call a plumber it may not really cost me that much if they're like already out there maybe I can negotiate a little idk)
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You could definitely get a deal on all that work in one trip.
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spike wrote:You could definitely get a deal on all that work in one trip.
Sweet. Any negotiation tips? I'm also very bad at that.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:You could definitely get a deal on all that work in one trip.
Sweet. Any negotiation tips? I'm also very bad at that.
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