I've gotta take a sh*t

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tommy wrote:How was your poop today, Lenny?
A big ol' cow pie
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like a circular splat or a log
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Splat. Had to execute one plunge. God I hate plunging.
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Cool, a second shit.

This Wegovy drug backs me up something crazy.
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Most of it seemed to disappear but had what felt like a solid log. A bit more wiping than I expected, but huzzah
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are you all beginning your morning with a yogurt
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trying to but keep forgetting to buy more when I run out.
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96583UP wrote:are you all beginning your morning with a yogurt
I had some Sunday, but cereal the last two days. I need more protein powder bruh
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dropped a few round bois this morning onto a nest that kind of just sat there

i could feel the heat radiating and opted out of a courtesy flush

instead content to sit on my eggs like a proud hen

feeling their warmth
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96583UP wrote:dropped a few round bois this morning onto a nest that kind of just sat there

i could feel the heat radiating and opted out of a courtesy flush

instead content to sit on my eggs like a proud hen

feeling their warmth
What a beautiful thought.
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Two shits this morning and I've only been awake for an hour and a half. It's going to be a big day!
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massive dookie. so relieved.
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Very nice log this morning thank you oatmeal.
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dad wrote:massive dookie. so relieved.
Hell yeah now let's kick today in the nuts.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:massive dookie. so relieved.
Hell yeah now let's kick today in the nuts.
let's wait a bit in case i have more poo to drop.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:massive dookie. so relieved.
Hell yeah now let's kick today in the nuts.
let's wait a bit in case i have more poo to drop.
I'll kick you in the nuts and the poop will escape but wear a cup please to god wear a cup
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:massive dookie. so relieved.
Hell yeah now let's kick today in the nuts.
let's wait a bit in case i have more poo to drop.
I'll kick you in the nuts and the poop will escape but wear a cup please to god wear a cup
this sounds risky, even with a cup.
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:massive dookie. so relieved.
Hell yeah now let's kick today in the nuts.
let's wait a bit in case i have more poo to drop.
I'll kick you in the nuts and the poop will escape but wear a cup please to god wear a cup
this sounds risky, even with a cup.
I'm sick with a weak kick so let's just try
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I hope to return daily to this thread as I'll eat leftover black-eyed peas all week.
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dad wrote:I hope to return daily to this thread as I'll eat leftover black-eyed peas all week.
Praying for you. Have you been backed up of late?

I'm going to eat Mexican in a bit. It usually does nothing to me doo doo wise, but at least it tastes great!
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