I've gotta take a sh*t

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:I hope to return daily to this thread as I'll eat leftover black-eyed peas all week.
Praying for you. Have you been backed up of late?

I'm going to eat Mexican in a bit. It usually does nothing to me doo doo wise, but at least it tastes great!
thanks, i haven't been backed up, but they also haven't been substantial ya know?

i hope the Mexican food helps!
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bunch of tater tot shits today

probably from all the pretzel bites i ate

and digestive system slightly off from NYE revelry

ran out of chobani

need to get back on track

have salad in house

will need to consider
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96583UP wrote:bunch of tater tot shits today
:lol:
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decent dump this morning

had a lot of green beans and cucumbers last night

gets the poop out
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I took a big risk and left for work this morning without taking a shit. Hopefully I'll be okay until I find a toilet.
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tommy wrote:I took a big risk and left for work this morning without taking a shit. Hopefully I'll be okay until I find a toilet.
You work?
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:I hope to return daily to this thread as I'll eat leftover black-eyed peas all week.
Praying for you. Have you been backed up of late?

I'm going to eat Mexican in a bit. It usually does nothing to me doo doo wise, but at least it tastes great!
thanks, i haven't been backed up, but they also haven't been substantial ya know?

i hope the Mexican food helps!
Mexican fell through yesterday but maybe today holla
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tommy wrote:I took a big risk and left for work this morning without taking a shit. Hopefully I'll be okay until I find a toilet.
You work?
Sometimes. My brother has been slacking lately.
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tommy wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tommy wrote:I took a big risk and left for work this morning without taking a shit. Hopefully I'll be okay until I find a toilet.
You work?
Sometimes. My brother has been slacking lately.
I see. Do you sell drugs on the side or something?
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Snatch hasn't even posted in here yet. Think he's upset the crappers have moved on?
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Ello Sailor wrote:Snatch hasn't even posted in here yet. Think he's upset the crappers have moved on?
He's classy and likes the thread that refers to it as poop instead of shit. I bet he uses "BM" and "stool" a lot as well. Classy guy, that 'snatch.
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I thought the title of this thread was pretty tasteful
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took two pretty satisfying dumps today

made friends with salad yday so maybe that halped

the poo came out

and i felt happy

love to get the poo out
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96583UP wrote:took two pretty satisfying dumps today

made friends with salad yday so maybe that halped

the poo came out

and i felt happy

love to get the poo out
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Also, the hot giardiniera I had yesterday with my JP Graziano woke me up at 3:30 am. I’ll never learn.
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