HOW do you BEAT your MEAT?

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HOW do you BEAT your MEAT?

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I'm embarrassed to admit that I used to be a "slow roller / edgelord" kinda guy, but in the decade I've spent in Buenos Aires I've developed a taste for feverishly. I just hid behind some bushes in a rest stop and came to the realization that commando is now my favorite state of doneness-- I've met some people who only beat it blue balls, which is way too much for me.
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I don't know what any of this means.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Yeah, this thread is bizzare
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I like to cover it in Saran Wrap before I beat it so the juices don’t jump up and get me.
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i am definitely an aggressive tenderizer

work it with the hands

loosen it up

not a passive participant

i work it hard and fast and get it ready for action
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