Let's talk about Ikea-Style Assembly

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This is a thread where we discuss furniture we assembled

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i had to put together an aquarium stand yesterday

it took forever but actually looks nice!

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my back is pretty sore though

took 2 hours

[B]

Ugh. This does not improve my mood.

[tommy]

Ugh. This does not improve my mood.

If this doesn't improve your mood then I don't think anything will

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Ugh. This does not improve my mood.

i will repurpose

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i use my own tools at this point

little allen wrenches just don't cut it

[coptheriotact]

I assembled a bookshelf while listening to this song

Why didn’t he Learn his lesson after the first time?

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this is relatable

[tommy]

I assembled a bookshelf while listening to this song

Why didn’t he Learn his lesson after the first time?

God, I remember this song

[dad]

wow, great find.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

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drawers are the most difficult assembly item

avoid them at all costs

[dad]

of all the ikea things you've assembled, which one has your favorite name?

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never remember the names

they are all too weird to remember

hbu ?

[dad]

Stänklöf

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geesh

sounds prestigious

[Ello Sailor]

I prefer Ike style ass-embly.

[spike]

i use my own tools at this point

little allen wrenches just don't cut it

this is the way

[Higgs]

drawers are the most difficult assembly item

avoid them at all costs

I can 100% vouch for this absolute truth.

I had to put together 4 separate big bastard drawer units for our walk in robe when we moved in like 8 years ago. It took me 2 full days and I am still scarred from the memory.