Let's talk about Ikea-Style Assembly

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I have never been to Ikea.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Higgs wrote:
96583UP wrote:drawers are the most difficult assembly item

avoid them at all costs
I can 100% vouch for this absolute truth.

I had to put together 4 separate big bastard drawer units for our walk in robe when we moved in like 8 years ago. It took me 2 full days and I am still scarred from the memory.
it’s insane

and if you get anything 1/2 cm off, the drawer doesnt open / close straight
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you are a brave man

any project that big at this point i would hire a local handyman to do

i feel pain for you

but am glad it is over

and we are safe now
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I think i went twice to an Ikea in Paris and Madrid and both times it was to use their bathroom and take a shit.
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VinylGuy wrote:I think i went twice to an Ikea in Paris and Madrid and both times it was to use their bathroom and take a shit.
Flat crap.
Free boops today.
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Higgs wrote:
96583UP wrote:drawers are the most difficult assembly item

avoid them at all costs
I can 100% vouch for this absolute truth.

I had to put together 4 separate big bastard drawer units for our walk in robe when we moved in like 8 years ago. It took me 2 full days and I am still scarred from the memory.
Oh them big bastard drawers are the worst kind
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Higgs wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:I think i went twice to an Ikea in Paris and Madrid and both times it was to use their bathroom and take a shit.
Flat crap.
Of course it has to be flat. Its IKEA
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I’ve got a workshop in my basement I used IKEA kitchen cabinets for. And of course I have a couple of the KALLAX cubbies.
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