Anders is better than Soundgarden

[96583UP]

study: Anders

[tommy]

I love them both

[tommy]

I can't choose

[tommy]

Don't make me choo choo chooose

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Anders]

I wish that was true.

[coptheriotact]

Anders is better

[epilogue]

My question is... who is posting as Anders right now? Because it ain't the regular person.

[tommy]

If Anders turned out to be fake, I think I would quit posting

[epilogue]

I'm not ready to say he's fake... But sometime else is using the account right now...

[Higgs]

I'm not ready to say he's fake... But sometime else is using the account right now...

What sort of bored sad fuck posts as someone else? RM ain't worth that level of effort.

[Anders]

I'm not ready to say he's fake... But sometime else is using the account right now...

Hope this is a joke.

[Higgs]

I'm not ready to say he's fake... But sometime else is using the account right now...

Hope this is a joke.

Just to confirm, I've never doubted your authenticity Anders.

[Anders]

I'm not ready to say he's fake... But sometime else is using the account right now...

Hope this is a joke.

Just to confirm, I've never doubted your authenticity Anders.

Thank you. Who else would post a top ten list of movies from 2022 in the top ten thread? Or about how they love No Code, how Star Wars Battlefront II should be on the Switch, or post in the wrestling thread. That would be really impressive.

[tommy]

I hope we can get to the bottom of this. Until this is sorted out I think it would be best if nobody interacted with Anders.

[Anders]

I’ll have to have to bring out the big gun if that happens; the open faced sandwich thread. Doubt you can all sit on quietly on your hands as that one dominates view active posts.

[96583UP]

maybe he is just on vacation or using a VPN

[Anders]

I’m not on vacation. I do have a vpn, but I’m not currently using it to log in from another country.

[knee tunes]

Hi Anders

[spike]

I’ll have to have to bring out the big gun if that happens; the open faced sandwich thread. Doubt you can all sit on quietly on your hands as that one dominates view active posts.

This feels too aggro for Anders. Something’s definitely up.