Happy Birthday B (Classic B for the search)
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Happy Birthday B (Classic B for the search)
Happy (B)irthday!
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
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Re: Happy Birthday B (Classic B for the search)
Happy birthday to Bee!
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Re: Happy Birthday B (Classic B for the search)
I looked for an old birthday thread of yours but it seems they were all deleted. Haspy B Day regardless.
Free boops today.
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Re: Happy Birthday B (Classic B for the search)
Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday B (Classic B for the search)
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Re: Happy Birthday B (Classic B for the search)
Happy birthday to the birthday boy
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Re: Happy Birthday B (Classic B for the search)
If anyone's looking for a present, I would love everyone on the board to be less of an asshole for a while.
Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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Re: Happy Birthday B (Classic B for the search)
we aren't the 10CVinylGuy wrote:Just ban the assholes B
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
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happy birthday B
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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Re: Happy Birthday B (Classic B for the search)
E.H. Ruddock wrote:we aren't the 10CVinylGuy wrote:Just ban the assholes B
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Re: Happy Birthday B (Classic B for the search)
Happy Birthday, B! 
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Re: Happy Birthday B (Classic B for the search)
Happy birthday Brandong
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Re: Happy Birthday B (Classic B for the search)
Happy Birthday, B!
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Re: Happy Birthday B (Classic B for the search)
Happy Birthday!
In celebration, I put a 24h moratorium on bumping the pen15 threads
In celebration, I put a 24h moratorium on bumping the pen15 threads
All posts by this account, even those referencing real things, are entirely fictional and are for entertainment purposes only; i.e. very low-quality entertainment. These may contain coarse language and due to their content should not be viewed by anyone
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Re: Happy Birthday B (Classic B for the search)
Thanks, but now I have to bump my birthday thread to get it out of another swarm of your drunk posting.96583UP wrote:Happy Birthday!
In celebration, I put a 24h moratorium on bumping the pen15 threads
Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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Re: Happy Birthday B (Classic B for the search)
Happy Birthday!
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Re: Happy Birthday B (Classic B for the search)
B wrote:Thanks, but now I have to bump my birthday thread to get it out of another swarm of your drunk posting.96583UP wrote:Happy Birthday!
In celebration, I put a 24h moratorium on bumping the pen15 threads
All posts by this account, even those referencing real things, are entirely fictional and are for entertainment purposes only; i.e. very low-quality entertainment. These may contain coarse language and due to their content should not be viewed by anyone