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Happy Birthday Wease, Classic Wease for the Search
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Happy Birthday Wease, Classic Wease for the Search
Happy Birthday Wease.
If every year were but a week, today you'd be a deck of cards.

If every year were but a week, today you'd be a deck of cards.
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Re: Happy Birthday Wease, Classic Wease for the Search
Happy birthday!
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Happy bday dude!! You rule.
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Happy Birthday weasey
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Happy birthday weaseling!
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Not a lot. Catching up on that SNL doc series. Going to eat with my parents and the in-laws for a late lunch then as little as possible after that.
Thanks for the birthday wishes team.
Thanks for the birthday wishes team.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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happy bday weasel
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Thanks fellas
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Happy birthday Weaserton!
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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happy birthday 
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Not going to read this whole thread, but did anyone say happy birthday, Wease nutz?
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Read the thread and find out
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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