The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Not me ride or die with the poop thread
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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you don't need to do this
you will be ostracized
no one posts here anymore
this is outrageous
you will be ostracized
no one posts here anymore
this is outrageous
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I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
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Do it. They've definitely helped me. Are you going as regularly?spike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
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No I keep getting backed up and then the cramping comes. No good, so need to bring balance to the force.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Do it. They've definitely helped me. Are you going as regularly?spike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
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Punching yourself in the stomach works sometimes as well.spike wrote:No I keep getting backed up and then the cramping comes. No good, so need to bring balance to the force.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Do it. They've definitely helped me. Are you going as regularly?spike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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God's punishing you for all the puns you postspike wrote:No I keep getting backed up and then the cramping comes. No good, so need to bring balance to the force.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Do it. They've definitely helped me. Are you going as regularly?spike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
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That's very possible. Best to quit forever.
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Thanks for the reminder. I’m out. Gonna head to the grocery to pick some up today after I go to Home Depot to ironically get a new flush valve for my toiletspike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
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May you complete the trifecta by taking a girthy dump at the grocery or hardware store.bodysnatcher wrote:Thanks for the reminder. I’m out. Gonna head to the grocery to pick some up today after I go to Home Depot to ironically get a new flush valve for my toiletspike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
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My farts smell like Satan is cooking a stew in my ass.
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That's one of his tricks.bodysnatcher wrote:My farts smell like Satan is cooking a stew in my ass.
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This is becoming a real problembodysnatcher wrote:My farts smell like Satan is cooking a stew in my ass.
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i am pooping as i type
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i keep a staple in my fridge of stonyfield probiotic smoothies (Costco)spike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
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My farts smell like Chernobyl happened in my ass
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pre-shit farts or just reg gas
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bodysnatcher wrote:Just reg
I will add you to my prayers
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had an unexpected explosive diarrhea mid-day
left a mark on the toilet
and my soul
i think it was the steak and cheese wrap i had for lunch
left a mark on the toilet
and my soul
i think it was the steak and cheese wrap i had for lunch
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