RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

[wease]

You were a model?

[Jorge]

No, Model United Nations. MUN.



I used to love that shit

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[wease]

I was just playing. That’s really cool. How’d you guys re-meet in the present day?

[Sloppy Dupree]

Model UN is pretty cool stuff. I recommend it for any high schooler.

[VinylGuy]

Im very happy i ditched all that stuff and played soccer with my friends.

[Sloppy Dupree]

Im very happy i ditched all that stuff and played soccer with my friends.

What position(s) did you play? I dabbled in defender a bit.

[VinylGuy]

yeah, defense most of the time.
I also tried to be, what we call here a ¨5¨. Loved it. But i was mostly a ¨2¨.

[Jorge]

I was just playing. That’s really cool. How’d you guys re-meet in the present day?

We were at the party of a mutual friend

[Jorge]

Im very happy i ditched all that stuff and played soccer with my friends.

Well it wasn't really one or the other. I was in the basketball team while I did MUN

I especially liked MUN 'cause we got to travel around and debate kids from other schools, and it would be exposure to brand new girls from other places. I think the first 3 girls I dated properly. I met in MUN

[tommy]

Im very happy i ditched all that stuff and played soccer with my friends.

Well it wasn't really one or the other. I was in the basketball team while I did MUN

I especially liked MUN 'cause we got to travel around and debate kids from other schools, and it would be exposure to brand new girls from other places. I think the first 3 girls I dated properly. I met in MUN

I think Veggie was just trying to make it clear that he's not a nerd like you (his words, not mine)

[Jorge]

That's OK if he needs to do that. I allow it

[VinylGuy]

i was more aiming to something like LOSER

nah, im kiddin. Extra curricular stuff was not my thing. School was not my thing.

[Jorge]

Oh I was a terrible student, but I've always been a loudmouth, so it was perfect for me

[Rangi Guy]

Im very happy i ditched all that stuff and played soccer with my friends.

Well it wasn't really one or the other. I was in the basketball team while I did MUN

I especially liked MUN 'cause we got to travel around and debate kids from other schools, and it would be exposure to brand new girls from other places. I think the first 3 girls I dated properly. I met in MUN

Something about that other guy makes me think that he didn't make the basketball team

[Ello Sailor]

Im very happy i ditched all that stuff and played soccer with my friends.

Well it wasn't really one or the other. I was in the basketball team while I did MUN

I especially liked MUN 'cause we got to travel around and debate kids from other schools, and it would be exposure to brand new girls from other places. I think the first 3 girls I dated properly. I met in MUN

So basically band camp for people who love to sniff their own farts.

[Ello Sailor]

Jks that does sound interesting.

[bart]

I did the model OAS for a couple semesters in college, had a good time getting shitfaced between sessions

[BurtReynolds]

I did the model OAS for a couple semesters in college, had a good time getting shitfaced between sessions

did you solve any of the world's problems?

[bart]

I did the model OAS for a couple semesters in college, had a good time getting shitfaced between sessions

did you solve any of the world's problems?

No I think I made them worse, I mistook some Colombians for Venezuelans and it eventually led to their respective teams getting into a huge argument