Hey Burt

[Ello Sailor]

I checked RM in between dips in the sea. This thread was in active topics. You're not that important.

Also, get outside more. You're lumpy and pale. It's no way to be.

[BurtReynolds]

Hmmm... That's strange. I didn't mention or address you at all today before your usual drunken outbursts (or yesterday, or the day before that, or...), but you can't go a day without thinking of me. It sounds like I might be in your head, buddy!

Anyway, see you tomorrow, after drinky drinky time! I'll be posting about all sorts of things that aren't you, and you'll be rage reacting to me with your three stock insults and double digit vocabulary!

[Ello Sailor]

I haven't had a drink in forever. Your material sucks and everyone thinks you're an idiot. The reason it gets repeated is because it's 100% true. Sucks to suck.

[BurtReynolds]

Lol do you know how pathetic that sounds? What is wrong with you?! Why do you care if I suck? Why would I care that you think I suck? Our paths will never ever cross. Why do you feel the desperate need to say that every single day? Why are you like this? Aaaaghh!!!

[dimejinky99]

Are you just at war with everyone all the time on here Burt

It looks like it.

[BurtReynolds]

I'm like Gaza or Ukraine, fighting wars I didn't ask for! The HEY BURT THREAD is set upon by foreign hordes.

[Dev]

This thread is half about Burt and half about drawing a line in the sand.

Why are there Republicans posting here anyway?

I have a suggestion for Burt and his ilk.

Go be with your own kind.

Maybe try posting on a kid rock forum.

[dimejinky99]

I'm like Gaza or Ukraine, fighting wars I didn't ask for! The HEY BURT THREAD is set upon by foreign hordes.

You should try be less combative and more zen. And you are fond of going off all cylinders on people for no reason at all. You at least should stop accusing people of drinking and drugs.
Makes you look like an idiot.

[Dev]

And let's recap another disgraceful day in American politics.

Today Trump sat with Zelensky and told the president of an invaded and war torn country that he should thank them and that he should have dressed nicer.

Pretty much the entire world was disgusted but loser RMer 96583UP said it was Zelensky who was at fault for the confrontation because he challenged Trump that Trump might feel differently if there was not an ocean between the US and Russia.

For 96583UP Ukraine being at war for a decade was irrelevant and it's no wonder Trump got mad.

History will remember Trump and 96583UP as losers.

Burt is still mostly concerned with fighting woke which has literally nothing to do with it at this point.

Except for maybe that Republicans supported Ukraine at first until they realized Democrats were doing the same. In that case, Republicans decided they had better switch sides on the Ukraine conflict to maintain their opposition on everything woke and everything Democrat.

[Dev]

I'm like Gaza or Ukraine, fighting wars I didn't ask for! The HEY BURT THREAD is set upon by foreign hordes.

You should try be less combative and more zen. And you are fond of going off all cylinders on people for no reason at all. You at least should stop accusing people of drinking and drugs.
Makes you look like an idiot.

I agree, Dime, but there are far worse things about him. Like the regime he supports.

[BurtReynolds]

I'm like Gaza or Ukraine, fighting wars I didn't ask for! The HEY BURT THREAD is set upon by foreign hordes.

You should try be less combative and more zen. And you are fond of going off all cylinders on people for no reason at all. You at least should stop accusing people of drinking and drugs.
Makes you look like an idiot.

This is a Burt thread, and like all Burt threads - which there are many - it should be a thread for inspiration. A thread for learning. A thread for love.

Not a thread for hatred and petty, unprovoked ad hominem attacks.


But most of all, it should be a thread about celebrating me.

[Dev]

I'm like Gaza or Ukraine, fighting wars I didn't ask for! The HEY BURT THREAD is set upon by foreign hordes.

You should try be less combative and more zen. And you are fond of going off all cylinders on people for no reason at all. You at least should stop accusing people of drinking and drugs.
Makes you look like an idiot.

This is a Burt thread, and like all Burt threads - which there are many - it should be a thread for inspiration. A thread for learning. A thread for love.

Not a thread for hatred and petty, unprovoked ad hominem attacks.


But most of all, it should be a thread about celebrating me.

I thought big alpha males like you wanted to bring back bullying?

Too much political correctness right?

Snowflake

[Ello Sailor]

Lol do you know how pathetic that sounds? What is wrong with you?! Why do you care if I suck? Why would I care that you think I suck? Our paths will never ever cross. Why do you feel the desperate need to say that every single day? Why are you like this? Aaaaghh!!!

I care that you suck because you single-handedly make this an embarrassing place to post. That is the magnitude of your cringe. You're also terminally online, so it's constant. An unrelenting barrage of socially-inept idiocy.

If this was an IRL social circle you would be ostracized and/or beaten to a pulp immediately. Literally no one thinks you're cool lmao. Get fucked.

[Ello Sailor]

Go be with your own kind.

Maybe try posting on a kid rock forum.

Hahahahaha

[BurtReynolds]

I like that me and dev are communicating on a higher level and no one else even realizes it. Highly advanced banter. Everyone else is our puppet.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

waddup dicklickers

[Dev]

I like that me and dev are communicating on a higher level and no one else even realizes it. Highly advanced banter. Everyone else is our puppet.

I am seriously confused by this post.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I like that me and dev are communicating on a higher level and no one else even realizes it. Highly advanced banter. Everyone else is our puppet.

I am seriously confused by this post.

He 's you

[Dev]

waddup dicklickers

actually laughed

[lennytheweedwhacker]

waddup dicklickers

actually laughed

Thanks goodnight